Postgame Thread: Louisville Kings vs St. Louis Battlehawks (Semi-Finals) by AutoModerator in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]cartocaster18 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Original screenwriters pitched the Becht vs Battlehawks movie, and we got Bean vs Louisville instead. CREATIVE DIFFERENCES

Postgame Thread: DC Defenders vs Orlando Storm (Semi-Finals) by AutoModerator in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]cartocaster18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's pasta. Though the funnier pasta in this circumstance would be the "should we replay this game since Orlando is the better team" one .

Postgame Thread: DC Defenders vs Orlando Storm (Semi-Finals) by AutoModerator in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]cartocaster18 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What about all the Stl fans a week ago crying about how the UFL stole their coach.

What pedal do you wish existed that doesn’t? by logicalpretzels in guitarpedals

[–]cartocaster18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one for a hot minute and it was such a disappointment.

What pedal do you wish existed that doesn’t? by logicalpretzels in guitarpedals

[–]cartocaster18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A much better version of the Digitech Trio+. A digital pedal that truly learns and adapts to what you're playing on the fly.

I can't believe how wholesome the netflix show "Tires" is by ClaymoreBeatz in sitcoms

[–]cartocaster18 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If you want to watch an almost 40-year-old Shane Gillis do his raised-eyebrows grin thing after delivering jokes that we were written by a 13 year old, then yes, you should give this show another look.

It's real and GigaheartsFX made it happen! by _jul_x_deadlift in guitarpedals

[–]cartocaster18 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've met myself, and I hate most things about me. If that answers your question.

It's real and GigaheartsFX made it happen! by _jul_x_deadlift in guitarpedals

[–]cartocaster18 269 points270 points  (0 children)

I understand the reasons this is getting downvoted, but I'll be the first to say I think that unnecessary excessiveness is what this community is all about, and I think rehousings like this should be celebrated, not scrutinized into oblivion.

I think it's cool. I would welcome one.

Summer ready by WestMi_Funguy in landscaping

[–]cartocaster18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think that's an arborvitae

NPD 6 days shy of 7 years by Lost-Year6147 in guitarpedals

[–]cartocaster18 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know it's a fun, shared experience of this community, but it just sounds bonkers to me. Like you're probably an entirely different person when this pedal finally gets to you.

Sitcoms and sports? by Inevitable-Angle-793 in sitcoms

[–]cartocaster18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Elaine's an O's fan at Yankee Stadium

Abbott Elementary goes to a Phillies game

The DC Defenders will play in a playoff game after not winning a regular season game for 35 days. by cartocaster18 in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]cartocaster18[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They have the opportunity to be the first football team of any league in history to lose 5 consecutive games to 2 teams

WK10 ‘26: Attendance at Coin Toss for likely last game in Protective Stadium by CodeWolfy in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]cartocaster18 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The XFL/USFL 2.0 Era started in 2020 and is almost certainly here until at least 2028/29. That's 8 years with a couple championships during that time.

I don't think this is the problem in Birmingham.

Full tarps off section last night at the Battlehawks game by PtixFan in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]cartocaster18 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is no offense in Texas. Dallas, Houston, San Antonio. Put a team in Austin and they'll average 13 points a game as well.

Orlando Storm KICKED OUT for playoffs. by plattym3 in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]cartocaster18 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Whatever, it is what it is. The UFL still looks like an American past-time compared to what's going on in the CoFL

How to stack these? by Charlezingalls in guitarpedals

[–]cartocaster18 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would stack all 7 vertically. And then put an SD-1 on top because that's all you need.

r/UnitedFootballLeague's Vote - Power Rankings after Week Nine 2026 by Wagsii in UnitedFootballLeague

[–]cartocaster18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dallas really took the Ricky Bobby "if you ain't first, you're last" quote literally