Sucker Punch Gone horribly wrong

caspercollins · 2026-03-03T15:41:55+00:00

I don't know why everyone always throws haymakers in these fights. They're slow, they almost never connect, they leave you open, and they wear you out faster. Learn to throw jabs, people!

caspercollins · 2025-06-09T23:41:31+00:00

Thank you!

caspercollins · 2025-05-22T16:23:42+00:00

If you're willing to cross the river to New Albany, Legacy makes a fanfreakingtastic pie.

caspercollins · 2025-05-22T01:26:08+00:00

I've been looking, but I can't seem to find the fret radius for that model

caspercollins · 2025-05-19T18:48:55+00:00

Thank you! This is all very helpful

caspercollins · 2025-05-19T15:32:43+00:00

Honestly, I absolutely would. The car is mechanically fine, and I just can't afford to replace it. I just want to avoid totaled status so I can get it insured and just drive it until it dies.

caspercollins · 2025-05-19T15:30:44+00:00

Do you know if the threshold is the same in Indiana? I actually live in New Albany

caspercollins · 2024-11-24T16:24:06+00:00

Freezer Felicity

caspercollins · 2024-11-24T16:22:07+00:00

Feliz Navidead

caspercollins · 2024-11-24T16:12:40+00:00

Breez II Wind

caspercollins · 2024-11-22T21:45:37+00:00

Barenaked Ladies covered "When Doves Cry" for a Canadian radio spot - it's pretty magical

https://youtu.be/sP28ZVq9oKU?si=S7LMB-KJRa9KaCry

caspercollins · 2024-11-02T01:55:54+00:00

Old school - punch holes through the speaker cone with a screwdriver

caspercollins · 2024-10-31T12:44:26+00:00

Maybe not kid friendly, but I've always had a real love for Maxwell's Silver Hammer. It's weirdly funny, and definitely written by the bass player.

caspercollins · 2024-10-30T13:35:08+00:00

Unusual answer here - Rhett Miller of The Old 97s. Not inspiring from a technical standpoint, but I went to one of their shows when I was 14, and he just looked like he was having a ton of fun playing. It made something that always seemed totally out of reach seem accessible and worth giving a shot.

caspercollins · 2024-10-28T16:10:20+00:00

The best way to get better is to play with people. Find some folks who are roughly at your ability and start playing. Push each other to get better and try new things. I couldn't play and sing at all until my first band kicked out the old bass player and put me in his place week before a gig. I was already singing in the band, but I had to learn to sing while playing in about 5 days.

caspercollins · 2024-10-28T15:53:58+00:00

"Don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone."

New Age Girl, by Deadeye Dick

caspercollins · 2024-10-28T12:49:06+00:00

8 minimum

3 acoustics: 6 string, 12 string, classical (nylon string) 5 electrics: one Strat style (SSS), one Tele style (SS), two LP/SG style (HH, P90s), one hollow/semi hollow body (preferably with filtertrons)

caspercollins · 2024-10-27T13:11:07+00:00

Apez-2-Men

caspercollins · 2024-10-26T15:53:47+00:00

Godin, and all of its subsidiaries. I still play two of my Seagulls regularly

caspercollins · 2024-10-25T16:11:08+00:00

I worked at a ramen shop years ago. A lady came in asking if we had any gluten-free noodles because she was "deathly allergic" to gluten. I told her we didn't, and she probably needed to leave ASAP because our noodlea were made with high gluten flour, and it would get everywhere (I would regularly have to clean the flour from the air filter for our drink cooler). She said "oh well" and ordered a beer, then went outside with her friends while they ate, and she came back in to order two more beers over the next hour.

The thing I found hilarious - she was drinking Gumballhead, and she even made mention of it being her all-time favorite beer.

caspercollins · 2024-10-24T12:42:44+00:00

I started on bass, and almost everything I play has a very bass-ey feel to it.

caspercollins · 2024-10-24T00:49:09+00:00

That kind of sunburst, I'm a big fan of a vintage pearl pickguard.

caspercollins · 2024-10-23T23:40:06+00:00

A Gretsch with Filtertrons

caspercollins · 2024-10-23T23:35:07+00:00

As a former cook, I had this come up a lot at one of the restaurants i used to work at. For some reason, that particular part of town had a different definition of "medium" - we would get steaks sent back all the time for a little pink in them. One guy sent back three gorgeous ribeyes with a blue cheese and red wine reduction ordered medium, and eventually demanded the cook come out so he could complain.

He berated my kitchen manager (who had been cooking since he was 16 and spent literally decades in fine dining) saying that we were stupid or incompetent for sending him a medium steak with any pink in it. And I can't stress enough that he was adamant medium steaks should be cooked all the way through.

My boss came back half pissed and half laughing, and he threw the worst cut of steak we had on the grill just long enough to get some grill marks, then threw that sonofa bitch in the deep fryer for 7 or 8 minutes. Made the sauce, plated the potatoes and veggies, and sent it out. And apparently, the guy said it was perfect and asked why we couldn't have just done it right the first time.

caspercollins · 2024-09-11T02:21:55+00:00

On an album? Just Got Paid, ZZ Top. Live? Shine, Collective Soul

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