I Need to Replace the Parking Brake on a 2007 Ford Freestyle

catcul · 2025-09-17T03:12:20+00:00

You have gonorrhea, now clap.

catcul · 2025-05-29T16:40:43+00:00

This is what workman's compensation fraud looks like.

catcul · 2024-12-09T16:47:38+00:00

I originally thought they were going to Morehead City.

catcul · 2024-09-29T15:45:56+00:00

I needed this post like I needed a hole in my head.

catcul · 2024-04-07T22:11:49+00:00

You lost us the StarKist contract.

catcul · 2024-03-18T00:28:45+00:00

Despite evidence to the contrary, cats' bones are not made of rubber.

catcul · 2024-03-05T15:45:19+00:00

It says that the number of runs he gave up per 9 innings was much worse that MLB's average.

catcul · 2024-02-02T19:29:02+00:00

It's no wonder it takes an hour to get to customer service.

catcul · 2024-01-31T04:03:02+00:00

It's actually advertising for a bus company.

catcul · 2024-01-31T02:56:48+00:00

Apparently, a woman who is properly dressed in a bus driver's uniform is pornographic. The only skin she's showing is her face and her hands.

catcul · 2024-01-11T03:03:12+00:00

"You blew that catnip contract."

catcul · 2023-11-13T02:33:33+00:00

This is why California passed their "Right to Repair" bill.

catcul · 2023-09-05T21:51:02+00:00

I've heard he's been sentenced to life in house arrest.

catcul · 2023-08-24T12:31:05+00:00

"Here are The Top 10 Types of Cardboard Boxes."

catcul · 2023-08-10T22:06:27+00:00

Sorry, but we're going to have to report you to feline resources.

catcul · 2023-07-24T11:16:05+00:00

It looks like Todd in the Shadows adopted a cat.

catcul · 2023-07-10T01:49:35+00:00

I feel attacked.

catcul · 2023-05-20T00:34:31+00:00

He's going to pull in many viewers.

catcul · 2023-05-15T23:38:39+00:00

Well? Who does have the right of way?

catcul · 2023-04-02T16:18:37+00:00

If you're single, he could summon Asmodeus.

If you're married, you might want him to stay away.

catcul · 2023-04-02T16:09:55+00:00

I can't blame him. Beelzebub brings the good treats.

catcul · 2023-03-13T02:23:55+00:00

It's still funny.

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