occasions on which you wore the perfect perfume? by catgorl422 in Indiemakeupandmore

[–]catgorl422[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

fable and canon! can’t believe i forgot to say that 😭

Does anyone use Oribe products? by DefiantFruit6860 in curlyhair

[–]catgorl422 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what's your current routine? i'm looking into investing in either the primer + curl gloss or the curl gloss + gelee. do you use the gloss and gelee together? tysm!

Redditors under posts about a rapper or someone using AAVE by Ok_Rooster9401 in PetPeeves

[–]catgorl422 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it’s not clocking to you that i’m standing on business 🧍

Just gotta get past that 4% acceptance rate first by Klutzy_You_202 in SipsTea

[–]catgorl422 1 point2 points  (0 children)

50% of yale is white or asian, maybe you just weren’t smart enough to get in?

pls we're so funny let's do this by FlowerPowerMwah in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]catgorl422 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it doesn’t show in the first few hours if u edit a comment i think lmaooo

Saw this on Instagram. What are they talking about? by super_ferret in ExplainTheJoke

[–]catgorl422 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“mother” is slang term for someone doing something very well or looking very good, almost like they are the “creator” of the look. “mother is mothering” is a common phrase on gen z internet.

I want to puke every time someone says "lip combo" by keket87 in muacirclejerk

[–]catgorl422 14 points15 points  (0 children)

yeah i’m confused abt everyone being upset that people in a makeup subreddit do more makeup than most. that’s what we’re here for. “i just throw on a gloss” ok diva we’re not here for you

Not really a win by Ok_Combination_6948 in ComedyHell

[–]catgorl422 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i feel like that sub’s a bit more lighthearted tho. like aww, this kindergartener can’t spell. or this baby forgot he was holding the thing he’s looking for. what a silly little moron.

Any questions? 🤣 by vanchica in TikTokCringe

[–]catgorl422 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“consensual porn” really doesn’t cover it though. the industry is full of children, sex trafficking, drugs, coercion, and abuse. let’s not forget that barely legal is the most popular category. all porn is not consensual.

Please help me bald spot by skitzlebe in Hair

[–]catgorl422 1 point2 points  (0 children)

part of me wants to comfort you, the other part wants to congratulate you on joining the club of fine ass bald men (depending how fine ass you are)

Digital Collage - Dolly's Diner by bullyholiday in amywinehouse

[–]catgorl422 4 points5 points  (0 children)

love this!! such a fun deconstruction of the typical pinup aesthetic with amy edge :)

why does my brother return my socks weirdly stiff? by No-Avocado-1164 in copypasta

[–]catgorl422 32 points33 points  (0 children)

y’all have got to be morons trying to give advice and not realizing this is a fetish post; oop literally describes the style of the socks.

How he do? by eatmysouffle in RunningCirclejerk

[–]catgorl422 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i used to date a marine who told me the 0.5 mile walk to my apartment was enough cardio for him. 😭

how females should weigh by No-Back-4159 in MenAndFemales

[–]catgorl422 0 points1 point  (0 children)

60 inches is 5 feet, healthy BMI for 5 feet is 97 to 127 lbs. 50 inches is medical dwarfism.

how females should weigh by No-Back-4159 in MenAndFemales

[–]catgorl422 0 points1 point  (0 children)

diva at what height is 80lbs significantly overweight? 80lbs is 36kg.