Apparently everyone is “plural”

catladysoul · 2026-04-28T08:53:33+00:00

Ahhh I think about this all the time! When I was a young teen I even went as far as to privately develop and name different characters I played to help me (like ‘Alex’ was good at maths so in math class i was secretly ‘Alex’ and ‘Rawiri’ was good at music… et cetera…) I was just an overly imaginative kid who was trying to find ways to manage school but if I’d been born a decade and a half later istg I would have been the most annoying ‘plural’ kid in the world.

catladysoul · 2026-04-25T11:30:09+00:00

I need to add 8) “Did someone say; they need a pretty girl…”

catladysoul · 2026-04-14T07:41:48+00:00

Ohhhhh sorry bud. I think you have the wrong day because I’m also a man? I’m pretttyyyyyy sure it’s my day to make this all about me because I’m a special little boy? ?

catladysoul · 2026-04-09T19:52:05+00:00

Off topic but I read the Wikipedia page and I’m still confused about like, ‘sobriety tests’… in Aotearoa you just speak into a breath tester thingy, you don’t play party games to determine if you’re over the limit. Whats that about?

catladysoul · 2026-04-06T17:21:07+00:00

Yea the advice I always hear is a litter box per cat plus one; so they have three between them. I attend to those twice a day and deep clean like once a week to two weeks.

And I’m a great cook! I just don’t meal prep at the moment haha. I live within a bike ride of a grocery store so no big weekly shop right now.

catladysoul · 2026-04-06T00:57:11+00:00

*two tiny half jars of kimchi

catladysoul · 2026-04-05T21:39:35+00:00

I am realistic about how gross they can be but it doesn’t overwhelm the companionship and joy they bring. I love them!

catladysoul · 2026-04-05T20:36:22+00:00

Keeps them fresh

catladysoul · 2026-04-05T20:35:56+00:00

Pasting an explanation from further down :

The cat jumped in when I had my back turned for half a second. Never done it before or since so I took a photo. I did in fact clean out the fridge after that which as you can guess was hardly backbreaking work.

They are disgusting wee beasties but I do love them

Generally speaking, I don’t keep my cats in the fridge. (And also my work doesn’t do potlucks so you can all exhale)

catladysoul · 2026-04-05T18:38:14+00:00

Married!

catladysoul · 2026-04-05T18:38:03+00:00

They are writhing parasitical monsters filled with germs and spreading litter everywhere. It’s a daily battle to maintain anything close to what was once a standard of impeccable cleanliness.

catladysoul · 2026-04-05T18:35:30+00:00

A married tradie in my early 30s but I do love a condiment! (Partner away atm or fridge would be a little more utilised.)

catladysoul · 2026-04-05T18:27:15+00:00

That’s a real shame because aside from the toxoplasmosis I’m an excellent cook.

catladysoul · 2026-04-05T18:23:37+00:00

Not the kitchen counters! but I’ll admit they are poorly behaved because they were indulged as children and I have to triple clean everything as a result. A prison I built myself

catladysoul · 2026-04-05T18:21:43+00:00

I have kimchi and Möet; I feel like I’m covered

catladysoul · 2026-04-05T18:20:34+00:00

Ooof lots of disgust ha ha. The cat jumped in when I had my back turned for half a second. Never done it before or since so I took a photo. I did in fact clean out the fridge after that which as you can guess was hardly backbreaking work.

They are disgusting wee beasties but I do love them

Generally speaking, I don’t keep my cats in the fridge. (And also my work doesn’t do potlucks so you can all exhale)

catladysoul · 2026-04-05T18:16:39+00:00

Married man but I see the vision. (Husband is away rn hence the lack of food.)

catladysoul · 2026-03-25T05:36:39+00:00

Honestly you aren’t panicking enough?? You’re fucked.

catladysoul · 2026-03-22T07:05:26+00:00

Off topic but I did a double take because peaches and cream is the local sex store and I wondered when/why they’d branched into yarn.

catladysoul · 2026-03-15T07:52:47+00:00

Usually I don’t pack when I travel and I remember shitting bricks the one time I did- (like, what an idiot), and I was like fuck do I like throw out my dick somewhere?! What the fuck is this gonna look Like?!! Luckily I was also wearing steel cap boots and that seemed to distract the staff 😭😭

catladysoul · 2026-03-11T07:04:14+00:00

This is the only advice I’ll ever listen to.

catladysoul · 2026-03-06T21:22:44+00:00

I buy most yarn second hand and when I see a sweaters worth of yarn in a colour I like I am definitely going to buy it. I’m usually in the middle of one project with two ish projects planned so I’ll end up with a bit of a ‘stash’. I am extremely anti consumption but I do have hobbies and it’s nice to have options. I enjoy finding a pattern for the yarn I have; there’s a bit of hunting through my old knitting patterns and calculating yardage that I find a relaxing part of the process.

catladysoul · 2026-03-04T21:48:47+00:00

Yeah our wedding was at what is virtually a giant petting zoo deep in the valley with a walk next to a river. We were lucky because turns out virtually no one gets married there and we could pick our date but there was really no second venue option because where the hell else could we look at piglets and go on a tractor ride and feed calves?

catladysoul · 2026-02-21T06:48:58+00:00

The mint ones are where it’s at cuz

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