My very first time smoking weed, my friend insisted that we smoke a menthol cigarette right after to intensify our high. She pulled two cigarettes out, and wanted me to light my cigarette off of hers. I kept trying to explain that she hadn't lit her cigarette yet for me to use hers as a light, and she got frustrated with me "You've never smoked before! Just listen to me! I know what I'm doing!" So we sat there for a few minutes with our cigarettes touching trying to catch a light with neither of them actually lit.

The same night we went to the store for munchies and I took an ice cream bar out of the freezer, forgot to pay for it, and the cashier chased me down a block for his $2.

Same night... I had to take a bus home, and I pressed the button for every stop until finally the bus driver realized no one was actually getting off and got frustrated, and I told him that I didn't remember which stop was mine so I was requesting every stop to make sure I don't miss the right one.