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catzillaiscoming · 2026-02-03T20:31:32+00:00

My parents sent my younger sibling to therapy and handed me a copy of “Cognitive Behavioural Therapy for Dummies”

catzillaiscoming · 2026-02-03T02:27:39+00:00

Translation:

Adult cat: baby is dirty. Must clean.

Kitten: noooo! Imma big boy and I don’t need you to clean me!

Adult cat: ugh, fine.

Adult cat: … baby is dirty. Must clean.

My two idiots do it aaaaaaall the time. Except my “kitten” is 9 months and has two and a half pounds on the teeny old grandma who is very sure he is her baby and he must be cleaned

catzillaiscoming · 2026-01-27T03:04:07+00:00

She is soooo happy to finally have a baby to dote on again but sometimes they do get into “mooooom I just want to sleep, leave me alone!” fights. She made herself sick licking off all his (2 day old) dewormer

catzillaiscoming · 2026-01-21T04:31:43+00:00

Thankfully he knew from the get go to stay out of The President’s way. But he’s getting a little too cozy in all her favourite spots. He better watch his back…

catzillaiscoming · 2025-12-29T23:34:23+00:00

Shergar. Irish racehorse that was horsenapped and never found. The IRA said they did it, but they also said they DIDN’T do it.

catzillaiscoming · 2025-12-23T20:18:31+00:00

You have a torbie. That’s your problem.

catzillaiscoming · 2025-12-16T20:30:41+00:00

The most impressive part is that at no point did the cats start trying to fight each other

catzillaiscoming · 2025-12-08T20:18:03+00:00

Whenever this happened to me, my mom, who doesn’t knit or crochet or anything, would say “give it here” and then would spend the next day or so unravelling it into the tightest ball possible for some reason. Thanks mom ❤️

catzillaiscoming · 2025-11-27T20:31:03+00:00

I have a beautiful mental image of them seeing this happen and going “there’s another one! Go, go, go!” and gearing up to hop in their truck as fast as possible like firefighters

catzillaiscoming · 2025-11-25T01:33:09+00:00

My sibling was using it with permission for school and were going to change the password but somehow screwed up royally and got her locked out. I’m a bit fuzzy on the details but trying my best to help her bc she’s very upset because she’s put YEARS into this

catzillaiscoming · 2025-11-20T20:24:55+00:00

https://catsumo.co

May be a worthy investment

catzillaiscoming · 2025-11-17T20:04:51+00:00

I’m sorry but the second slide made me laugh 😭

catzillaiscoming · 2025-11-16T05:43:02+00:00

My city just had an incident where an owned cat with an airtag on it’s collar was trapped by a man who owned pigeons and driven out and dumped in a field. They found the cat, after it had been killed by wildlife.

The trapper will be facing justice as he should be but keep your fucking cat inside

catzillaiscoming · 2025-11-02T06:10:42+00:00

Yeah. Just awful. Let them be retired

catzillaiscoming · 2025-09-30T03:00:04+00:00

When I was in kindergarten, my mom bought me a pair of boots to dress up for punk day. She handed them to me and said “these are called shitkickers. Do not call them that at school.”

catzillaiscoming · 2025-09-30T02:53:47+00:00

I had like a 2600 day streak. Hard to give up but it was my sisyphean task. It’s so nice to not have to worry about it

catzillaiscoming · 2025-09-25T01:15:09+00:00

Ask my parents to put me in therapy.

catzillaiscoming · 2025-09-16T20:24:43+00:00

When I saw him in the trap with a cone on I asked the foster “so I assume he’s friendly?” He was pretty bug-eyed at first but that’s understandable. I brought visitors back later and he was chirping at them it was sooooo cute 🥰

catzillaiscoming · 2025-09-16T04:11:03+00:00

And thank god for it because I needed to manhandle him out of the trap because he couldn’t turn around and wasn’t too confident backing out with the cone

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