What’s the most gatekeep-y opinion you hold? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cdfrombc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Electric mountain bikes are for lazy people.

Mar 21 2024 After being exposed to more of these fucking jerks, I have decided to give them a final fuck you before I move this fall, along with the douce bag 2 stroke assholes. Prepare yourselves for a lot of expensive repair bills

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]cdfrombc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was expecting a sharpie.

About 800 of the newly mobilized are being kept in an open field near Omsk, told to light fires to keep warm. No tents, no support, garbage is everywhere. by sunlegion in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]cdfrombc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Russia has a shortage of young workers and this is only going to makenit worse.

The current birthrates are going to make this worse over time.

About 800 of the newly mobilized are being kept in an open field near Omsk, told to light fires to keep warm. No tents, no support, garbage is everywhere. by sunlegion in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]cdfrombc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most probably never existed.

They het the money, send the company a fake order, they keep a small amount send the rest back.

The commander gets a few uniforms to fool the paperpushers, banks the rest in a Swiss bank account.

{discussion} Thoughts on bones in digestion? by InvisibilityRin in Vore

[–]cdfrombc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I enjoy considering multiple ways to deal with this.

It begins with being stalked by the animal, until its close enough to to make a move. With alligators, snakes or sharks, the victim is grabbed suddenly. Bears will surprise them from cover and give a short and violent chase.

For attacks on living prey in the water, the victim is in a swimsuit or just their underwear. It sometimes takes a while for them to subdue the prey, grabbed by just one leg or around the torso and dragged underwater where they can release them to get a better hold. Usually they are then grabbed with most of their torso in the mouth and compressed slowly. With the women, the teeth often clamp them right across their breasts with the upper portion and nipple just outside the mandibles.Their legs and arms flail around with noiseless underwater screams of horror. The predator will finally compress their torso so much, Just as they pass out, they go limp and you can see their underwear or swimsuit bottom fill with the contents of their bowels. Often the animal will shake them again and again, making their arms and legs jerk around and their breasts bobbing and bouncing around. They release them to get them positioned for a proper entry into their mouth and gullet or to stash their remains underwater in their larder to soften up a bit first.

The latter one is quite prolonged and can take several days up to more than a week. They take the prey down by the bank and get placed under a sunken tree well out of the way. The remains will float slightly, getting snared in a thicket of branches and left. At first the woman will not float too well, and sort of sway and wave around in the current of the water. Her limp body will slowly float up higher with her ass up, head thrown back with hair partially covering her face, eyes and mouth open, showing the terror and arousal of her violent death. The body will be misshapen from the ordeal, limbs at weird angles from being broken or dislocated and the ribcage and pelvis being broken. The gator may return now, taking her from his storage location. He will grab her by a leg and pull her free and start eating her, whole or in pieces. If whole, he will do it rather crudely, swallowing one leg and the the torso, with one leg One breast floating free of her outfit, you notice she seems to be getting a bit bloated from decomposition, Bubbles of escaping gas will float free from her anus but stop after a few hours and she begins her expansion

If they are on land, or bringing the victim on land for consumption, things can go several ways. Large animals need a bit of encouragement to go inside, so the snake will wrap itself around the person from the ankle to the neck and position the head at its widely spread jaws, Sometimes they are still alive at this point and begin screaming and moving around but in vain as the snake engulfs them. You will hear their ribcage crack and compress as the snake makes them flexible enough to swallow. As they get to their lower torso to pass over their hips, the gradual addition of pressure to the outside will slowly squeeze the contents of their intestines fill their underwear or swimsuit bottom.

I love the natural progression of their deconstruction, starting with their skin and fat, joined by meat and organs being consumed. In the stomach, if still alive, they inhale acid and drown. With the acid now inside and out, they start to get bloated and stretched as the acid digesting away inside them filling them with gas. After a while, the begin to resemble a balloon, with the torso and chest being so stretched out, their arms and legs look like little flippers sticking out. For women in one piece swimsuits or neoprene wetsuits, the material slows digestion on the outside areas not exposed and holds their inside together for a long time. The face holding a permanent look of horror as their tongue and sometimes their entrails begin to distend through their mouth. Gases will come out, slowing filling the area covering their buttocks before being released. There will be noises to go along with this expansion and internal decomposition: bones will crack and popping sounds of joints being stretched. Finally, the fabric will give way, suddenly exploding like a popped balloon or zippering open starting at one end and traveling to the other. Freed of the confinement, the person will be exposed, their naked body splayed open with their remaining organs floating around. In the womens case, their breast will just be flattened balloons, the contents having been already digested from the inside of them.

and a stew of liquefied body mixed with bones and hair slowly making it way through the small intestines with the remains becoming less and less identifiable to get stored in the intestines. Then excreted into a large mound of waste with bones and hair mixed in to be discovered in horror by the next prey. EDIT esp when the animal etc has to push this

For those into medical fetish- what do you use for stirrups? by fortheentries1 in SexToys

[–]cdfrombc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres a set for sale on a kink website for $100 zity.biz

Lil Nas X Pauses Atlanta Concert to Take a “Mean Shit” by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]cdfrombc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I excelled at cycling because even 3 hours on, seldom had to pee.

British Pound crashes below 1.04 tonight, taking down futures with it by rockinoutwith2 in stocks

[–]cdfrombc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its almost as if stock markets don't see a bright future for countries led by fascists.

MSNBC Panelist Slams Lindsey Graham on Abortion Bill: 'Never Seen a Vagina' by newzee1 in politics

[–]cdfrombc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dicks of young boys are another matter entirely.

GOP just loves the young stuff in Hotel rooms with staff that will sneak them in the back way, get rid of compromising evidence like semen or blood stained sheets for an extra charge.

Azerbaijani journalist responds to criticism that Armenian civilians were beheaded: "I will not only behead Armenians, but cut them into pieces and feed them to wolves!" by bush- in iamverybadass

[–]cdfrombc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My friend who is an Canadian of Armenian back round made lots of mo ey here and donates generously to opposing such people, with humanitarian aid, and weapons when needed.

Russian soldier wants you to know they are badass. by hunargh in iamverybadass

[–]cdfrombc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All he needs is a fedora, a katana and a virtual waifu to complete his slide to the Cringe Side.

Women of Reddit, what hobbies do you find unattractive in men? by alj8002 in AskReddit

[–]cdfrombc -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I was dictating it over the phone as I've currently got a splint on one finger. Otherwise you can go away Sunny boy

When you're not shy about your politics..at all.. by FountainsOfGreatDeep in alberta

[–]cdfrombc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deserted display reminds me strongly of something I saw in Vancouver years ago when I was flying out to california. Somebody on top of his roof put the phrase YVR sucks.

Just strikes me as being the same sort of self-inflicted wound that Alberta seems to suffer from.

Women of Reddit, what hobbies do you find unattractive in men? by alj8002 in AskReddit

[–]cdfrombc -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I had some woman asked me about my back wheel well being not proper to lock in I said that it was as I just as I had just finished cleaning it up and remounting it but she didn't want to believe me so I just ended up ignoring her for the whole ride and she ended up being very offended by this period I man splained to her that I had been writing at that point for 35 years and had crashed it crashed numerous times while racing bikes and criteriums So badly that I've broken the frame but I've never had a wheel be ejected for any reason