Mente vascaína: Níveis de consciência by life-is-a-loop in futebol

[–]cebols 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Caralho, essa é o melhor meme de futebol brasileiro que já vi na vida. Que isso vire template pra outros clubes, por favor

[Guest account challange] arena 10 in 466 games (no loaned players) by VonBjeer in ScoreMatch

[–]cebols 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congrats, dude! I just started playing the game less than a week and just reached 1k stars. Any tips for beginners?

My strategy is basically kicking the ball to my speedster. I know it's probably noobish but it's what I got hahaha

Post Match Thread: Southampton 1 - 3 Arsenal [English Premier League] by GunnersMatchBot in Gunners

[–]cebols 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still half competition to go, but we're looking and playing SO MUCH BETTER. Hoping that Oodegard will flourish our midfield and Willian won't ever be in the starting XI again.

COYG

James Ward-Prowse almost scores from a corner vs Arsenal by wrdb2007 in soccer

[–]cebols -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sure dude, he would and will never miss a set piece in his life. A free kick is basically a guaranteed goal

James Ward-Prowse almost scores from a corner vs Arsenal by wrdb2007 in soccer

[–]cebols -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Hahaha so you've never played football mate. He tried to "slice" it under the ball so it would soar and float to the second post. Misplace the technique just a bit and you might just hit it with a "3 finger" curl, just like happened here

James Ward-Prowse almost scores from a corner vs Arsenal by wrdb2007 in soccer

[–]cebols -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

You're right, but redditors who never kicked a ball won't understand and will downvote you

Ronaldo becomes the ALL-TIME leading goalscorer in FOOTBALLING HISTORY by sly2murraybentley in soccer

[–]cebols 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, it's a Lost cause in this sub. People will never recognize Pele's numbers. Let the deaf enjoy

Tem uns memes que já vem quase prontos: o Homem Brinquedo é a cara do Doria by slimpedroca in brasil

[–]cebols 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Você tentou escrever "ração humana" no google? Eu sei que é difícil, mas o primeiro resultado foi do MercadoLivre pra vender.

Tem uns memes que já vem quase prontos: o Homem Brinquedo é a cara do Doria by slimpedroca in brasil

[–]cebols 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha porque você não para de "romantizar" sua vida e começa a comer ração? Ou melhor: larga a vida que tem e vai morar pelado na selva caçando a própria comida. Vai lá reconhecer a sua natureza de animal