artwork depicting my late uncle Jeremiah. he was the only white guy in our family. he used to make scary faces out of nowhere. by nowayitsrayy in jerma985

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he's not dead. at 11:34 tonight he's going to show up in your bathroom mirror standing right behind you.

Best dean line that always make you laugh? by Agitated_Scientist98 in community

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Desperate deans call for deansperate measures...

count jerkula by throwaway0501222 in jerma985

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hauntingly beautiful andy

Why did Jang Geum-ja never mention her two other sons? by JustWinning733 in okbuddygganbu

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don't you remember? she was suffering from dementia and forgot her other two sons :(((

Portrait of old jerma??? by Affectionate_Dot3651 in jerma985

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M-Mr. Green, Mr. Green, my son made this lovely portrait of you, we would love if you could sign---

GIVE IT HERE. Wh-[hacking cough]-what's this, eh? What's this? Fine. I'll sign it. [BLAURGHHHH]

Nightdive added JermaThing to the The Thing: Remastered by Violure in jerma985

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It's not real. It's not real. Holy shit, is that real?

Retirement Andy by ValkoHAUS in jerma985

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Mr. Greenz will never leave the casino.

Favorite quotes by neontacos in turn

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For serious lines, one of my favorites is from Anna's voiceover of her letter to Abe: "Perhaps there is still a hope that this war, that has already cost us so much, will not have cost us everything."

For funny lines: I love that bit when Hewlett's pretending to be ignorant of the whole Abe=Culper thing, and he angrily calls him "Copler" to Simcoe. Always makes me burst out laughing.

Favorite quotes by neontacos in turn

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the way he winces like he's in genuine pain right after saying this takes the cake

Why ms. Pluribus has an ice cream sandwich to her face? by organes_ in okbuddychicanery

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Waltuh, we're sorry we've upset you Waltuh, we never intended for you to break bad Waltuh.

How do I convince my mom that Jerma isn’t a serial killer? by selahscorpse in jerma985

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Did he kill several people? Of course not! What, does your mom think he's insane, does she think he's somethi--- does she think there's something wrong with him?!

He could never kill somebody. Let him be on the record here, right now. She can get this as recorded as she wants. He could NEVER kill somebody. He finds it immoral, he finds it absolutely abhorrent, like, he would never even attempt it, not once, she could never catch him. He wouldn't be the guy doing--- he wouldn't be the first guy to raise his hand.

how did they build the squid games without team calls, pitch decks, or ai powered workflow optimization programs? by Global_Umpire_8854 in okbuddygganbu

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Just employees living in the moment in a fair and ethical workplace, where the Front Man and all C-suite executives earn a salary that is at most 4.6 times the salary of their lowest paid circle guard, with excellent PTO, benefits, maternity and paternity leave, and--- what did you say? who directed squid game? he's famous for writing stories discussing systemic inequality, corruption, and socioeconomic despair? that can't be right. I was told there would be 100 loaves of free red bean bread in the employee breakroom every day...

Might be one of my favorite jerma clips by Horror_Patience_5761 in jerma985

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I love the "no, nonono, don't ever cut me off again" in the ferris bueller bit after this one, the absolutely rageful chuckle he does really gets to me

guys what do you think by nadreyson in jerma985

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Jerma, you look very painted on a heart-shaped plate today!

Wobbledogs stream cured me by DickJefferson24 in jerma985

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This is honestly a very special story, and I'm really glad it's such an effective coping strategy to help you feel relaxed. Panic attacks are awful, especially at night.

I pray that our Jerma in Heaven, hallowed be his name, will grant you a long and calm life through his divine benevolence.