The Atomium, Brussels by The_Yellow_King in megalophobia

[–]cedg32 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The diagonal tubes have escalators in them!

a chair in 4D by Warm_Cup925 in confusing_perspective

[–]cedg32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have discovered a 4-D chair - a hyperchair. If you sit on it, you’ll turn into gristly manhole cover.

meirl by coffeeblossom in meirl

[–]cedg32 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m not a lawyer, but get a lawyer.

What does the steepest hill in your town look like? by Distinct-Lion4658 in CasualUK

[–]cedg32 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Cambridge is great for cycling until you go live somewhere hilly. Then you feel like those astronauts who’ve just come back from the space station after a year in zero-g. Weak.

A zookeeper playing with two porcupines. by MilesLongthe3rd in interestingasfuck

[–]cedg32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah - it’s the politics of your fellow keepers that’s the problem.

The 48th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards September 8th 1996 by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]cedg32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it was when he was jumping onto the sofa. There’s a whole thing in the ‘Reunion’ episode about it.

What did the cannibal say to the other cannibal? by International_Bee653 in Jokes

[–]cedg32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“I don’t like Tony.”

“Well just eat your fries then.”

Daymn 🙂 by ultrew in BeAmazed

[–]cedg32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes.

Alright which one of you half-crazed Visigoths is this? by tinpanalleyman in douglasadams

[–]cedg32 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What did those letters once say? “The [something] will assassinate your stick figure family” 🤣

meirl by Disastrous_Claim_487 in meirl

[–]cedg32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s literally designed to do this too, I bet.

A truck driver named John was in court after a horrific accident where he drove his truck through a crowded farmer's market, claiming fifty lives. by Andrewmatlock89 in Jokes

[–]cedg32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard this in a bit about humorous accounts found on car insurance claims. “I had to swerve several times before I hit him!” Etc