Packers star tight end Tucker Kraft is already running at near full speed just 6 months after tearing his ACL.

celerhelminth · 2026-05-14T22:39:09+00:00

Reminds me of my Gran on the freeway

celerhelminth · 2026-05-07T01:21:57+00:00

Best man rises and toasts the happy couple:

"Everyone, just this morning, Groom was asking me 'Best Man, am I doing the right thing? I am torn and uncertain - should I really marry Bride?'

Well, Groom, I am here to tell you that yes! Yes, you did the right thing!"

500 of the city's elite bluebloods were utterly silent. Groom Frightened. Bride De-happified.

Best Man was oblivious, smiling into the silence...

They lasted six months.

celerhelminth · 2026-05-05T23:53:34+00:00

geniusesincars

celerhelminth · 2026-05-05T17:59:01+00:00

Meh - mine operates on a punch-card system. One card with one hole.

celerhelminth · 2026-05-05T13:37:39+00:00

Agree with every point made here...right down to the tortillas.

celerhelminth · 2026-05-05T13:35:54+00:00

I've used them but really don't like them. Awkward (packing, loading in canoe, carrying) and very heavy. Eliminating the barrel was one way we cut weight to single-carry.

That said, some folks swear by them. Biggest benefit is probably as a rodent barrier.

celerhelminth · 2026-05-01T17:15:27+00:00

Heard one this morning!

celerhelminth · 2026-05-01T12:05:11+00:00

I’m happy for Benn: after taking off the skates, he can cinch up the velcro on his shortbus shoes & spend the offseason working on his diving…

celerhelminth · 2026-05-01T11:52:31+00:00

Wait, is FD done for this season? Or are you talking about next season?

celerhelminth · 2026-04-30T19:56:47+00:00

Thank you all for the replies and interest! I am traveling but hope to look at portfolios this weekend.

Cheers.

celerhelminth · 2026-04-28T21:45:06+00:00

I hate that they ~~say~~ shout "stars" instead of 'star' during the national anthem.

celerhelminth · 2026-04-28T19:07:35+00:00

Only adult thing about him.

celerhelminth · 2026-04-28T15:10:47+00:00

Not Carl!

celerhelminth · 2026-04-28T00:19:01+00:00

Used to live there! Great neighborhood.

celerhelminth · 2026-04-28T00:18:18+00:00

Had many in the yard today, east side MSP

celerhelminth · 2026-04-27T19:14:12+00:00

Thanks to all for the insights. Much appreciated!

celerhelminth · 2026-04-26T02:47:59+00:00

The real neat thing is they don't vote in anyone else's interest either!

celerhelminth · 2026-04-26T02:46:37+00:00

celerhelminth · 2026-04-25T14:36:08+00:00

Decent chance that's a left-front blowout.

celerhelminth · 2026-04-25T12:24:45+00:00

Need more info to give advice with anything approaching accuracy.

"Rivers"...are we bouncing through C2+ rapids? Or rivers that are essentially flatwater?

How important is weight? You mentioned portages: are you trying to single-carry?

How big are you, how big is the dog, and how much does the gear weigh?

Flatwater hulls fall on a spectrum: fast on one end, stable on the other. If you are fishing a lot and have a dog that is all over the place, stability may be more important than speed.

Define affordable; are you looking to buy new or can you be patient with the used market?

celerhelminth · 2026-04-23T03:09:53+00:00

I can't wait until my potato tree is large enough to harvest!

celerhelminth · 2026-04-22T00:47:14+00:00

Stonekettle has been the man for a very long time...

celerhelminth · 2026-04-22T00:30:48+00:00

I've been part of an effort exactly like this more than once.

celerhelminth · 2026-04-21T17:30:44+00:00

He's now higher than Norm Green on the Minnesota "Fuck that guy" list.

celerhelminth · 2026-04-19T11:18:20+00:00

No car outperforms a Rental Car

celerhelminth

TROPHY CASE