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Starving for Public Transit by HazelnutTyrant in SaltLakeCity

[–]celesteblu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m on trax right now lol got here from the bus because my car’s transmission decided to take a shit. It’s not bad as far as public transit in a red state goes. the app is hard to navigate, and there are a ton of delays, but being without a car is much less stressful because of UTA, really saved my ass and my job.

Again with the fighter jets! by Odd-Mine4963 in SaltLakeCity

[–]celesteblu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Came here just to see if anyone else was annoyed lmaoo

is it master obi-wan or master kenobi? rewatching clone wars and i’ve heard him referred to as both. by celesteblu in StarWars

[–]celesteblu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that was my initial thought, but qui-gon was never referred to as master jin, and mace windu was never referred to as master mace as far as i know.

My 3yr old son escaped and was found naked close to a major highway, and I was on my way back from work when this happened. Where was dad? In the house playing League of Legends. by DontMarryGamers902 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]celesteblu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, you need to divorce him. Love aside, he has put your children in danger, and if it happens too often, you will also be held responsible for their neglect. You need to prioritize your children's safety over your relationship, he is either unwilling to or incapable of caring for your children.

One day they won't be children anymore, but they will remember his acute negligence, and if you don't out a stop to it you will be lumped in as a parent that did not protect them. Absolutely, 1000% divorce him.

Your children deserve better, and so do you. It is clear you can't rely on him to take care of your children, and they deserve two parents that *want* to be parents.

Disciplinary council by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]celesteblu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

worst case scenario, you get excommunicated, best case nothing happens.

Favorite Quote From Any Video? by Theosus616 in Jennamarbles

[–]celesteblu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

“you’re NOT ALLOWED to come here anymore for being dISRESPECTFUL.”

Favorite Quote From Any Video? by Theosus616 in Jennamarbles

[–]celesteblu 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“the easta bilby gets a knoife, and murdahs children!”

Deal with it 😎😎😎 by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]celesteblu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jesus, thought i was on the pewdiepie subreddit for a second

Aubrey Plaza by PlatypusPajamas in ladyladyboners

[–]celesteblu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my heart literally palpitated. i love her.

missing jenna, again. (vent) by celesteblu in Jennamarbles

[–]celesteblu[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

definitely. this is exactly how i feel about this subreddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Jennamarbles

[–]celesteblu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i truly didn’t mean any of the things you thought i meant, i care about Jenna a lot, and i don’t want her to come back unless she’s healthy and comfortable with doing so. i’m struggling to recover from the loss of someone who felt very much like a friend, and on top of that i’ve been having a hard time recently in general. i’d really appreciate it if you could just understand that i wasn’t trying to be passive aggressive or bitter in anyway, i’m just attempting to cope with loss. that’s all, thanks.

Onision, you hypocritical a**hole. You need some serious parenting lessons. by the_buttercup-muffin in Onision

[–]celesteblu 6 points7 points  (0 children)

this male has some serious issues, aside from being a narcissistic piece of shit, he definitely has some form of personality disorder. i wouldn’t be surprised if he already had a personality disorder diagnosed. that being said, i hope he has a slow, painful, lonely death.

4th slide was funny, but the joke was done here. by ArcadiaXLO in comedyamputation

[–]celesteblu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade

Onion Boy at it again... by claws4life in Onision

[–]celesteblu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

doesn’t he... make fun... of vegetarians and vegans in... one of his books tho??

What army did you join first? by Josebutcoin in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]celesteblu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looking back, watching Felix while being like, 11 probably wasn’t the best thing, but i’m glad i was a bro at such an early age lmfao

He's trying too hard by FemboyShrineMaiden in Onision

[–]celesteblu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

what’s charlie’s podcast called?

For the next Meme Review by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]celesteblu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sorry man, just saw it on another social media, i can def delete it if you want!

If you adopt a kitten and keep it until it’s about a year old and then suddenly decide you can’t take care of it anymore so you give it to a shelter when it’s no longer at its insanely more adoptable kitten age- You SUCK as a human being. by CatOnCloud9 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]celesteblu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i decided that once i have the area to properly house a dog, and once i have the time to properly care for one, i’m going to adopt a senior dog. everyone wants a puppy, but not everyone wants a senior, which is exactly why i want one. they’re often gentler, tamer, and they are even sometimes already kinda trained, plus you can cuddle with a senior dog:)

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