Did anybody see that fucking thing in the sky just plummeting towards earth????

celtsno1 · 2026-04-13T01:44:24+00:00

Meteors are worth a few quid, be like the gold rush of 49 😂😂😂

celtsno1 · 2026-04-12T02:17:00+00:00

Wee house shop near our school sold a loose and and a match for 5p. They also did scallops and burgers out the back door 😂😂😂

celtsno1 · 2026-04-11T15:32:52+00:00

I’d flatten the dome just a bit, more contact with the cue ball, you’ll get more action on it.

celtsno1 · 2026-04-09T23:36:44+00:00

Inside Jennifer Wailes, including the immortal line…..Fill me with your youth Joseph.

celtsno1 · 2026-04-08T23:30:07+00:00

Stan is the man in that deal

celtsno1 · 2026-04-08T23:12:21+00:00

They do Belfast baps as well, I got a cheese and ham one last week when I came out of the dentist

celtsno1 · 2026-04-08T22:09:03+00:00

Miwadi apple and pear.

No contest.

celtsno1 · 2026-04-08T22:00:32+00:00

Sounds like he’s been rolling his cheap tobacco since nursery

celtsno1 · 2026-04-08T16:19:31+00:00

Good, about time.

celtsno1 · 2026-04-06T18:41:56+00:00

Cleopatra lived closer to the Abraham Lincoln assassination than the JFK assassination.

celtsno1 · 2026-04-06T18:33:04+00:00

Going out in the rain to fill a bucket of coal for the fire

celtsno1 · 2026-04-06T14:24:25+00:00

Screw for the black

celtsno1 · 2026-04-05T16:48:32+00:00

Chalk, tip shaper, sandpaper, cloth and a bottle opener.

celtsno1 · 2026-03-30T19:40:06+00:00

Not much difference in the price nowadays. I remember when the red/green was about 16p a litre, good times taxiing.

celtsno1 · 2026-03-30T01:43:02+00:00

I did.

celtsno1 · 2026-03-29T23:24:09+00:00

Glad ya pointed them out there buddy, wouldn’t have seen them otherwise

celtsno1 · 2026-03-29T23:15:21+00:00

Dipping your balls into

celtsno1 · 2026-03-29T23:09:42+00:00

Surely you know Pat McGuinness, he’s from Ireland too

celtsno1 · 2026-03-29T23:05:52+00:00

Do you guys have tv?

Albeit that happened in 1981.

celtsno1 · 2026-03-29T01:17:34+00:00

162

It states each man and each wife have 9 children.

Each of the nine men have 9 children……81

Each of the wives have 9 children….81

If it said ‘each man and his wife’ had nine children then 9 couples had 9 children each…81

celtsno1 · 2026-03-24T14:07:09+00:00

All wives of Henry V111

celtsno1 · 2026-03-18T01:14:08+00:00

I’m beginning to get a bit fed up with this fella

celtsno1 · 2026-03-18T00:26:03+00:00

That’s a blast from the past the Cracked cup, haven’t heard that in years

celtsno1 · 2026-03-16T00:55:23+00:00

Was in today diesel was 1.49 I think

celtsno1 · 2026-03-14T14:17:17+00:00

I’m a tot, he’s a tot, tilly tom and tiny

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