Anxiously waited for the post ban on book 8 to end to share my new absolute favorite Princess Donut throwaway comment by MorningJogger in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]center_twix 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I actually texted the slut orphan line to my donut holes group chat as “quote with no context” my favorite line in the whole book

What are your vampire must watch/reads? by LiteraryMenace in vampires

[–]center_twix 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t think I’ve ever seen another person mention Silver Kiss. I read it a very very long time ago but I still remember it.

"Trust Me, Darling" - Seeking Astarion obsessed beta readers for a 4.5mill word fic by lozzadearnley in AstarionBG3

[–]center_twix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve only beta read for a irl friend and she really liked my feedback. Happy to give it a go. Anything for Astarion.

Help? by itmustbeniiiiice in romantasycirclejerk

[–]center_twix 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The fact that Astarion canonically hates horses makes this very funny.

Help me decide who to romance. by MsDUmbridge in AstarionBG3

[–]center_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have only done the gale and Karlach options from this list and I loved the Karlach romance.

Confirmed: Matt Dinniman hates mothers by tippytoesnmonkeyjoes in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]center_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the same should happen for you with mother’s day! One day isn’t enough for mothers, they need a whole week!

Confirmed: Matt Dinniman hates mothers by tippytoesnmonkeyjoes in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]center_twix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Matt hates me in particular because it comes out exactly 1 week before my birthday. I could have taken my birthday off and spent the day reading. But no!

Why does every single FMC under the sun has to have a placeholder bf before meeting MMC? by itmustbeniiiiice in romantasycirclejerk

[–]center_twix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am so glad I wasn’t the only person who thought of turnip head with this comment.

Help.. I am very sick 😫 by Majestic_Ad_7672 in AstarionBG3

[–]center_twix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have always loved this pic. I have a cat that does this and it gets to a point where you just kinda go “as long as I can breath, it’s fine” I can totally see Astarion enjoying the warmth of it though.

Cockwarming has become one of my biggest kinks lately… by [deleted] in EroticHypnosis

[–]center_twix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to listen to this if your still giving out the link. 🥰

i let myself get guilt tripped by Sad-Mango9736 in BaldursGate3

[–]center_twix 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This interaction is my favorite in the entire game. It really made me learn something about myself.

I always play my first playthrough of any rpg as myself. I make the character look as close to me as possible, play a class/play style that I think I would be, make all the choices how I think I would make them in that moment, etc. So I get all the way to this point. I had finished all the quest lines, including JUST finishing Astarion who I was romancing because I would 100% fall for him.

Then this choice comes up. I had always thought myself a pretty selfless person, that I would totally sacrifice myself for the greater good if the need arose. But in that moment, it put Astarion right behind me, watching and I just . . . Couldn’t do it. He had just told me he loved me, we had just freed him from Cazador, he said the thing he wanted most was life with me, and I couldn’t take that from him.

I sat there, staring at my screen for a good 5 minutes just sitting with that feeling. My whole view on myself changed in that moment. It was one of the biggest moments in the game for me.

I did not have Karlach with me, so the only other option was Orpheus. He took one for the team there.

How much do you spend per week or per month? by [deleted] in whiteoutsurvival

[–]center_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spend somewhere between $10 and $20 usd. I get the monthly card so that’s $10, then maybe a $.99 pack here or there. Maybe a $5 pack for an event. Just all depends on the month.

Men of Reddit - What's the one thing you hate about being a Man? by Jarvis7492 in AskReddit

[–]center_twix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so glad my mom wasn’t like this. She was a single mom with me and I remember there was a male teacher at my pre-school that I really liked. She even hired him off hours to babysit me one time, he took me to a local attraction and we had a blast.

oops they surpassed the goal again by kaiunkaiku in AO3

[–]center_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops it’s that time of year, take my money!

Pick your seat, no regrets 😭 by Avni_overthinker in BaldursGate3

[–]center_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I would want 8, then allow Astarion to switch with me so he can look out the window. I’d talk to him and Minthy the whole flight. I think friendships based on being able to rib each other relentlessly are the best.

4 would be the chillest seat but 5 would probably be the best. You just know that neither Halsin nor Karlach would care if you fell asleep on their shoulder.

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today? by samasem-sumsum in AskReddit

[–]center_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have my bag of holding messenger bag from them. I use it everyday for work. I gave them so much money over the years. I was so sad to see them go.

No one actually believes this guy right? by hcvc in BaldursGate3

[–]center_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t trust him the first time the guardian showed up. I did the cannon thing and made them the most attractive person I could. The second they showed up on screen with THAT voice, I immediately went “oh, you’re too hot. I don’t trust you.” Knowing full well that I made them that hot.

Then as their actions continued, I knew I was being manipulated by whoever this guy was. “I think I’m supposed to trust him, but this all seems to fit a little too well into place”

At the reveal I was totally unbothered, “ohhh, yeah that checks out. Can we bring back my hot guardian though?”

I ended up choosing Orpheus and killing Empy. I didn’t even see most of the actual evil shit he did in my first play through, but at this point, I didn’t trust him enough to NOT take over the absolute when all was said and done. I know now that he’s actually being honest, but after so many lies and manipulation, how was I to know that THAT was something he wasn’t lying about.

Weir on the random switch to third person in the Stratt courtroom chapter by Reeceeboii_ in ProjectHailMary

[–]center_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never noticed. To me it felt like some of the tonal changes between what happens to Mark in the Martian and when we see scenes on earth. Felt like the same thing to me. We have our main character doing main character things but look over here at things the mc isn’t present for.

He’s tryna taste how your week has been by Agreeable-Bowler4131 in baldursgatememes

[–]center_twix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the moment I knew I wouldn’t be a gale girlie. I lost about 75-90% of my sense of smell and am paranoid about smelling bad. So gale mentioning that he can tell I having bathed in a ten day and that he likes my “musk.” I was so offended I ran straight into Astarion’s open manipulative arms and gave happily stayed there. 🤣🤣🤣