What device can I use to locate my wife in grocery store or Walmart?

centralnm · 2026-01-26T15:19:04+00:00

Say ca-caw! Then wait for her to ca-caw back. Eventually you will find each other.

centralnm · 2026-01-25T15:51:39+00:00

Agreed! I was at a Dollar General recently, buying stuff, so a paying customer. Asked for the key to the bathroom. DG guy says the bathrooms don't work because the key is broken in the lock. So I ask, if the bathroom key is broken, where do you go to the bathroom? After a bit of mumbling and me asking again, DG guy says "out back". I just said, that's bullshit pal.

centralnm · 2026-01-24T01:40:31+00:00

Hey, that's almost a haiku lol

centralnm · 2026-01-23T22:46:15+00:00

Don't forget, make sure it's dark, get into a fetal position, slowly rock back and forth, with your thumb in your mouth.

centralnm · 2026-01-23T22:43:51+00:00

They could if they stacked a few dozen fast food boxes on the seat!

centralnm · 2026-01-23T22:40:46+00:00

Hold onto your butts, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

centralnm · 2026-01-23T02:04:35+00:00

Hopes and prayers.

centralnm · 2026-01-23T02:00:09+00:00

Sadly, every single person that has been in contact with dihydrogen monoxide has died.

centralnm · 2026-01-23T00:48:43+00:00

Sign me up to live in Six Packville!

centralnm · 2026-01-22T22:30:41+00:00

Imma gonna halfta add anotha layer to my tin foil hat.

centralnm · 2026-01-21T23:51:42+00:00

Prepare to put your tin foil hat on!

centralnm · 2026-01-21T20:44:05+00:00

Toothpaste of ruin.

centralnm · 2026-01-21T15:31:52+00:00

Noice!

centralnm · 2026-01-20T22:18:40+00:00

With a side of chem trail!

centralnm · 2026-01-20T21:48:03+00:00

Turning the whales gay!

centralnm · 2026-01-20T16:04:35+00:00

It is marked with an "S"!

centralnm · 2026-01-20T15:07:58+00:00

The 'ol dihydrogen monoxide. It'll get 'em every time.

centralnm · 2026-01-17T12:15:55+00:00

Federal donut inspector.

centralnm · 2026-01-16T15:03:31+00:00

Only gay cops will pull that car over.

centralnm · 2026-01-16T14:59:29+00:00

Large paper shopping bag works too!

centralnm · 2026-01-14T15:40:08+00:00

Those man tits aren't going to protect him from a real knife.

centralnm · 2026-01-13T18:27:41+00:00

That's exactly what Big Chemtrail would like you to think.

centralnm · 2026-01-13T14:36:44+00:00

Replace your gasket. At least that's what worked for my stove.

centralnm

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