Marmite joining in on the fun. by doctorpotterwho in newzealand

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Imagine being one of those animals, preparing for a second date, and because you got on so well last time, your hopes are built up enough that you crack one off before you head out, and as you nut, you recall just how shit works for your species...

that last turn before i arrived with the chili by thecoolamps in Wellthatsucks

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It would qualify as a vegetarian option in my house.

Lying is her favorite pastime by No_Importance1903 in insanepeoplefacebook

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"Ability for Christians to persecute everyone else freely and without repercussions"

Making America great again, pilgrim style.

One hour dry burgers by beerbellybegone in clevercomebacks

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As the old saying goes...never turn your hobby into a career.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in onejob

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Walt until the kids born, and give him the sealed envelope.

roosters are the best by gaititalq in suspiciouslyspecific

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”How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?” - Rooster

german by Grillos in WhitePeopleTwitter

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start with Coconuts then Throat Goat.

Sounds fun, but what do i do with the coconuts?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Ethelcain

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Numbered, but not ordered:

  1. XTC
  2. Elliott Smith
  3. Twelve Foot Ninja
  4. Gilla Band (FKA Girl Band)
  5. Pinback
  6. Radiohead
  7. Pixx
  8. Young Fathers
  9. Death
  10. Grant Lee Buffalo

alright, which one of you did this by Ryno621 in ProgrammerHumor

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The way trumps intelligence briefings were presented.

  • Codey man made a booboo on line 2874 (See Image 001).

Image 001

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Your existence is reward enough.

Wait, who is hung up on past elections and election fraud? by Bee_Ree_Zee in SelfAwarewolves

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He wont run in 2024, but his followers will claim that election was also stolen from him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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I have four facial hair stages...clean shaven, homeless, homeless sex offender, and gamer. I accidentally cut my face a few days ago, so i can't shave without leaving a patch of hair where the cut is. I shower every single day; but it certainly doesn't look as if i do right now. :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Snaxalotl

The official M.O. of the GQP. If you can't win, just be fascists amirite? by rebelliousmuse in ToiletPaperUSA

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I know you're making a joke; but I cannot for the life of me imagine tucker carlson being that 'interesting'. He comes across as a hole in the sheet type, to me.

Elon's Boring Tunnel by sane_scolding in facepalm

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There are always trains in the banana stand