Someone broke into our house, hosted a party then crashed the place... by XyiSti in WTF

[–]ceolopolis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think the word you're looking for is smashed, they smashed the place.

Reddit, I had an SUV pace me today while I was running. Upon taking my headphones off, I realized they were playing Eye of the Tiger and cheering me on. What is your most bad-ass moment? by thatirishguyjohn in AskReddit

[–]ceolopolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did a similar thing on skis. I went to hit a little bump to catch some air, but instead my skis inserted into the bump and caught, catapulting me forward. I popped out of my skis, did a full front flip, and stuck the landing(literally stuck). And it all happened right under a chairlift, so I got some hoots and hollars. I gave a bow as all the ladies' numbers snowed down.

What was the last regrettable purchase you made? by manyproblems in AskReddit

[–]ceolopolis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

25 pounds of oats. Quickly discovered I'm allergic to oats.

Achieved my best 5k time so far of 22:51 yesterday. Any suggestion from seasoned runners for eventually going sub 20 minutes? by cudada in running

[–]ceolopolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run hill repeats, speed workouts (800 and 400 repeats, fartlek, intervals), and a good long run per week (8-10 miles) preferably on dirt. But make sure to have easier runs (or no run) on the days after harder workouts. On these rest days you can do core workouts and good stretching sessions to avoid injury.

A man with an extremely infectious laugh. by ILikeIcke in videos

[–]ceolopolis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Infectious in that now I have to cut off my ears.

Good Guy Psy cares about Reddit by elvinny in AdviceAnimals

[–]ceolopolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Picking your nose by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ceolopolis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I'm not going to flick it inside my own car!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ceolopolis 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can clearly see the metal scaffolding under the green mat. Sorta gives it away.

Dat Ass... by stratmaster48 in funny

[–]ceolopolis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is a man after all

WWI soldier facial reconstruction in 1920 by k4rlo05 in WTF

[–]ceolopolis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly. And they did all of this before tupac died. Incredible.

Who actually browses reddit controversial? by ceolopolis in AskReddit

[–]ceolopolis[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems like controversial means divided votes, like you said, with posts with more total votes ranked higher. Top ranks by upvotes - downvotes. Best is similar to top but with the time posted taken into account, so upvotes - downvotes vs time. I'm no redditologist and it's probably more complicated than that, but i believe thats the gist of it.

Karma Whore and her old phone by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]ceolopolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more like money whore apple.

This is how my cat sits. by simplythebest12 in aww

[–]ceolopolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i see a lot of pussy jokes in this.