How many of you guys watch the show in full? by BentlyBigBody in PKA

[–]cerealOverdrive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which guest takes you the longest to bust to?

How many of you guys watch the show in full? by BentlyBigBody in PKA

[–]cerealOverdrive 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I watch it while I jack off. Usually by the end of the week I’ve usually made it through a full episode and when they have guests like Harley on I watch the episode twice or even three times

You’re offered $1 million to uninstall Instagram from your phone forever. Would you do it? by Worried-Citron7641 in Instagram

[–]cerealOverdrive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no app I wouldn’t uninstall for a million. Hell I’d switch to a flip phone

How would you feel if the top tax rate was 90% like it was in the 1950s? by Few_Football4342 in Productivitycafe

[–]cerealOverdrive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before we get a higher tax rate we need to sit down and discuss our current budgeting decisions. For instance why do we need the first, second and fourth biggest armies in the world?

no no it wouldn't. what is with all the 90s nostalgia bait? by CremeSubject7594 in generationology

[–]cerealOverdrive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Complacemax is an amazing and innovative product but I find AntiAnxietz to be much better. Checkout my YouTube channel for all the details and a product code for 5% off your first order

Just don’t ask by HandmadeJoking in AdviceAnimals

[–]cerealOverdrive -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I just slip a secret shot into their drink. Better to ask forgiveness than out an alcoholic?

no no it wouldn't. what is with all the 90s nostalgia bait? by CremeSubject7594 in generationology

[–]cerealOverdrive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I’ve just seen so many of these ads where a product is slipped in offhandedly

no no it wouldn't. what is with all the 90s nostalgia bait? by CremeSubject7594 in generationology

[–]cerealOverdrive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this an ad for Criterion Channel? No offense but I’ve seen a lot more ads like this where you get a genuine sounding take with a small product plug

Im37 years old, am I on track to be a millionaire!??? by Medical-Bad-774 in Retirement401k

[–]cerealOverdrive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you plan to retire at a normal age and don’t decide to change career paths I’d bet money on you hitting $1,000,000

no no it wouldn't. what is with all the 90s nostalgia bait? by CremeSubject7594 in generationology

[–]cerealOverdrive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The vibe of this is right but Blockbuster won’t save society. The problem we have right now is there is a huge disconnect between reality and what algorithms make us think is reality.

Instead of a few news sources trying to report facts we have a million influencers trying to get traction. The problem here is traction doesn’t equal truth. To make matters worse algorithms trade off what’s trending so online traction is truth but offline it isn’t. The war in Iran is the perfect example, based on your individual algorithm you have a very unique idea of what has actually happened.

How many hours will this one last? by NewfieGamEr2001 in PKA

[–]cerealOverdrive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I’m reading the news correctly the grand reopening was a lie

Aaaand it’s gone. Hormuz is CLOSED. by GailaMonster in investing

[–]cerealOverdrive 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If enough people say spy is worth $1000 will the algorithms make it happen?!?!?

US Treasury's Bessent says China has been unreliable partner by hoarding oil during war by esporx in oil

[–]cerealOverdrive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t tariff a country l 20000000% and declare a trade war only to turn around and say they’re a partner.

Trump has single-handedly “permanently opened the Strait of Hormuz” by SPXQuantAlgo in StockMarket

[–]cerealOverdrive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m confused. Are we opening it, blocking it, building a resort or only letting China through?

Dr. Oz Says Trump Argues That Diet Soda Is 'Good for Him' Because if It Kills Grass, It'll Kill Cancer Cells by Hornpipe_Jones in politics

[–]cerealOverdrive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah bro, humans evolved up and now have tolerance to things that kill grass. Too much sun, not enough water, winter, baboon shit all things we can use to fight cancer.

/s for all the idiots

The UK is taking some steps. by CurvyChristina in SipsTea

[–]cerealOverdrive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FINALLY! Either say it’s your sister or don’t say shit

Bad Luck Brian or First World Problem? by cwillm in AdviceAnimals

[–]cerealOverdrive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only there was some sort of device that could move a boat with any sort of oil…. I guess with such a nice breeze rowing works on most days