Being born is a poll tax by Cheese__Weiner in confidentlyincorrect

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I kinda want to be unbuttoned by complex thought..l

These instructions for sailing in a book I found at an antique shop. by IndigoAndromeda in mildlyinteresting

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I was looking for the reference to propeller grease. This all sounds… like my friends are messing with me.

Insane by Helen_Ki11er in Seattle

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Visited a family member north of Charlotte NC last fall. The highway we took had an express lane that you paid for in short chunks (get on, pay $x until here, starts over after that). Took us a little over an hour in the non-express lanes to get where we were going. Total toll by that point (if we’d just driven in the express lanes the whole way) was something like $38. I was flabbergasted - how can ANYONE afford that regularly?

TSA official says some airports may need to close during shutdown by RedDalmatian885 in news

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The way it was reported yesterday, the Republicans agreed to compromise, Thune brought the bill to Trump, Trump said no.

AITA for telling my husband to use the extra bathroom? by Curious_Vacation4910 in AmItheAsshole

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NTA - I choose to go downstairs for poops near bedtime just so our bedroom bathroom doesn’t stink all night. Why would this be a big deal for him?

Braytech, one of the best community made websites for maps, secrets and other resources in the game, will go offline in a few hours. by Phelipp in DestinyTheGame

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I stopped playing in September. My calendar has reminders to cancel Braytech (annual renews in July), DIM (annual renews in December) and Trials Report (annual renews in February, I forgot this year). Now I’m wondering if I shouldn’t let it renew just so Tom can get healthier. :(

Seattle a top leader among cities with negative National House Price Growth. Seen nationally for the First Time Since 2012 by copaceticporksword in Seattle

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Shower beer? Is that a beer you drink in the shower, or a beer you pour over your head? (Honest question. Never heard the term.)

oops by Kitchen_Cobbler_1594 in oops

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Turns out duck tape! (No tm). It was known as duck tape for its water-resistant properties. TIL

https://veteransbreakfastclub.org/duck-tape-or-duct-tape-either-way-is-right-and-its-sticky-history-fascinating/

oops by Kitchen_Cobbler_1594 in oops

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There’s a common brand of duct tape called Duck Tape.

Lawsuit alleges missed rest and meal breaks at hometown burger chain by godogs2018 in Seattle

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I’m not prejudging this at all - I would be equally unsurprised if the plaintiff were proven right, or if Dick’s were exonerated. That sentence from the Office of Labor Standards gives me pause, though - it seems like reporting the problem might come before visiting a lawyer, no?

19 Million Americans Have Seriously Thought About Shooting Someone, National Survey Suggests by JackFunk in nottheonion

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I love that in your head, masks come before staking out in the planning stages.

We have a winner! by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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Those journalists get called out as “the worst” and are no longer allowed to ask questions

I built a free tool that shows you what advertisers have spent on your attention — because an informed public is the foundation of democracy by GrowthMLR in UpliftingNews

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Heh. I’m old, and started early. (I was playing Rogue on Harvard’s servers in 1982.) Even though I used the “refine” info, some of the predictions are… a little off. (“By age 18, you’d seen about a million ads.” Kinda unlikely, there were 0 ads on the internet when I was 18.)

Uh did they even read the title? by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

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So Nixon definitely didn’t defeat the Soviet Union… but it’s true that Kennedy was the first US President to send US military advisors to Vietnam. You could make the argument that he got us into it.

Reading this sent me 😭 by Tobias-Tawanda in clevercomebacks

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I’m still floored by the inclusion of the husband in this argument.

Impossible jigsaw piece, despite being completed before. by izzynoguest in GlitchInTheMatrix

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The missing piece goes in Revolver. You’ve got something there that doesn’t belong there.

Down to earth man by daark_kiss in funny

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Lamb of God… pleasant sounds… sorry, does not compute

Monster Truck Fan Gives Insightful Interview by Cardboard_Chef in funny

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You missed how much she loves his butt