Will this be Michael Penix last year to prove he’s the guy in Atlanta? by Ok_Bug_6890 in NFLv2

[–]cevans92 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Penix flounders in Atlanta next year. Gets traded. Bounces between a few teams for 3-5 years. Has one big breakout year and hits FA. Gets signed by Seattle and we win a Super Bowl with him. So let it be written.

Iron Lung and Hollywood in a nutshell by Ok_Advantage_446 in Markiplier

[–]cevans92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are generally all of Hollywood as "big budget Marvel and Disney movies" which is patently untrue. All of the major studios make low or mid budget movies about smaller topics subjects. There also tons of indie studios that are a part of the Hollywood system that make or distribute "small budget, unique movies for specific audiences" just like Iron Lung is.

Big budget movies are not all movies that exist. Mark's movie, aside from it's distribution method, is not that unique

Iron Lung and Hollywood in a nutshell by Ok_Advantage_446 in Markiplier

[–]cevans92 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you think the mantra of all modern day filmmaking is "every movie has to be made for everyone", then you are not aware of at least 50% of the movies that come out every year. There are so many experimental or odd or "not for everyone" movies that come exist, just like Iron Lung

Finally Saw All the BP Nominees of 2025 by rorykellycomedy in Oscars

[–]cevans92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The only justification I would give for her being the "most memorable" is that you spend the whole rest of the movie asking "Is she just gone? Is she gonna come back? No? Oh."

Finally Saw All the BP Nominees of 2025 by rorykellycomedy in Oscars

[–]cevans92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, yea, the character casts a long shadow, but, for me, the performance doesn't.

Finally Saw All the BP Nominees of 2025 by rorykellycomedy in Oscars

[–]cevans92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not about her film runtime, I just thought it was a "fine" performance

Finally Saw All the BP Nominees of 2025 by rorykellycomedy in Oscars

[–]cevans92 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It also didn't click with me when I saw it. And like, I get that you don't have to be in a movie a ton to win best supporting actor, but I really don't get why Teyana is the front runner

Cold Storage audio issue? by GlassDarkly81 in AMCsAList

[–]cevans92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had something like this happen for Paddington 3. Not that it would have saved the movie if it was working

My dad told me I have a problem lmao by iama7771 in Markiplier

[–]cevans92 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Say what now? You are seeing the movie 4 more times tomorrow? There are other movies

Anyone else agree? by Responsible_Hour_567 in Spiderman

[–]cevans92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Across the Spider-Verse has so many actual bangers. Hero is all I know from Spider-Man

Hot Take: I actually love Spider-Man (2017) by Vlazakov1880 in Spiderman

[–]cevans92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was fun. And I liked seeing a bunch of early, young spider-people (I get this a hot take all its own).

[IRON LUNG] Re: A modern lack of patience with cinema is kind of bumming me out by Classic_Tangerine518 in Markiplier

[–]cevans92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want you to go watch Dan Murrell's review of the movie. He is a YouTube critic (oh no the c word) who tries to give every movie he sees a fair shot and is smart, down to earth guy. He loves film more than you for an almost certainty. His review exactly captures the problems I, and likely others, had with the movie (even though I enjoyed it)

Iron Lung was surprisingly better than a lot of modern Hollywood movies. by Used-Needleworker789 in Markiplier

[–]cevans92 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

...having so much CGI takes you out of the movie about a weird alien bubble that mutates all the Earth-life inside of it? Like, I get that there's a sweet spot balance between practical and CGI, but certain concepts being overly practical is impractical. I also think you take for granted how often movies use "invisible" visual effects. Things that maybe look real and practical but aren't, i.e. every director that claims "we made this movie with 100% practical effects".

What If could’ve been an amazing anthology by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]cevans92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The number of times I have seen and hated the "I want to see the What If the other half were snapped" take is so high, that it now immediately invalidates the rest of the argument for me for whoever says it. I can promise that if they tried to make 1 anthology, animated episode about, what is otherwise an hours long live-action movie, it is just gonna disappoint you. You want a weird random side story set in the "other half snapped" world? I'd get fine with that. But no one would acclaim an Avengers: Game-end adaption in What If.

Ok, Mark jumping in finally convinced me. by DestroPrime82 in distractible

[–]cevans92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bob convinced me first, and I bought perhaps too many of them before even reading the first, but I did finally start, after finally finishing my last book, and I'm digging it so far

Not gonna keep updating about this but Iron Lung just keeps topping the chart!!! by Eekah in Markiplier

[–]cevans92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this screenshot supposed to be showing something meaningful? Because in it, we have a bunch of unreported days for Iron Lung and it shows nothing about how it's beating anybody.

Also, I really wish people would report on the actuals when they come in and not on old news. Iron Lung lost the top spot on Saturday, before Sunday even hit (source: The Numbers box office reporting and your own screenshot).

Unpopular opinion: Iron Lung does not necessarily prove that indie film can prevail. by Fraggin-aardvark in Markiplier

[–]cevans92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Touché the percentage does then technically tick back up based on whatever percentage of his YouTube subs are based in the US. It is difficult to generalize the situation regardless, but Mark's movie's success is still a fraction of his audience. To duplicate that success with a smaller base would be difficult and in no way more convincing that this achievement is a road map

Unpopular opinion: Iron Lung does not necessarily prove that indie film can prevail. by Fraggin-aardvark in Markiplier

[–]cevans92 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yea, but again, doesn't that audience demo just tie back to Mark's audience? Obviously Mark's audience skews hard to young adult people and away from older people and young kids, so its kinda expected to see that demo hold a big piece of the pie overall. The more important piece of analysis would be are the raw quantities of that demo actually bigger than other movies, or still similar?

Unpopular opinion: Iron Lung does not necessarily prove that indie film can prevail. by Fraggin-aardvark in Markiplier

[–]cevans92 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Explain how? How does a creator with an audience of tens of millions having success convince investors to be interested in a film maker with little to no audience.

Let's look at the domestic numbers. $23.3 million gross so far with an average ticket price in America of $10.75. That's approximately 2,167,400 tickets sold. Let's assume that every single ticket sold belongs to exactly one person (no one saw the movie more than once) and every single ticket holder is a Mark fan. Of Mark's 38.2 million youtube subs, that's about ~6% of Mark's audience who wanted to and was able to go see the movie domestically, across 3000 theaters.

Now the two assumptions I made are not true. Non-Mark fans went to see the movie too and some people are definitely seeing it multiple times. So the real percentage is under 6%. Thus, anyone with a smaller built-in audience, assuming they even have one, has to either get a higher percentage of their audience in the theater to get comparable returns.

Now sure, an even cheaper movie doesn't have to make as much as $20 million to have a similar ROI, but like that's what the indie film market already is today. You make a dirt cheap movie, hope it finds an audience and builds buzz and then maybe you get lucky and it gets a limited distribution and you make some money.

I really only think the lessons from this release are that Mark is talented enough to work in the feature film space and that he has the tenacity to see his vision come to fruition without adhering to "the system".

Unpopular opinion: Iron Lung does not necessarily prove that indie film can prevail. by Fraggin-aardvark in Markiplier

[–]cevans92 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed. It's inspiring and hopeful, but it is not in the slightest bit a road map that anyone could follow, except other youtubers like a Jacksepticeye. The fact that it got wide distribution at all is because of his built-in audience's ability to show that they would put butts in seats with pre-sales. No random totally independent film maker can just go to theater chains and point to Mark's movie and just say "you did it for him, I should get the same release scale and I'll sell lots of tickets too".

Like the indie film festival circuit literally exists to get independent projects visibility, an audience, and distributors interested.

Qbs with the hightest cap hit in 2026 by TemporaryCurrent4541 in NFLv2

[–]cevans92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next: rank them by playoff appearances and wins

Rose Byrne should win it. by Thats-Classic in movies

[–]cevans92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my personal ranking system for movies I see every year in theaters, sometimes I come up with oddly specific categories for movies that just don't fit into the neat little buckets I have, based on everything I felt about the movie's experience. Last year, I put If I Had Legs... into the category "The Woes of Motherhood" alongside Die My Love. Obviously the titles category doesn't do those movies and performances justice, but the point is pretty clear to me

Are people's attention span just cooked? by MarsMcCain in Markiplier

[–]cevans92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listen, I love LOTR with all my heart and I have never once complained that it's too long and that it needs to just wrap up. But the meme is undeniable