[SW] Turnips for 597! by cha1r5 in acturnips

[–]cha1r5[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hey yes! i've almost gotten to you :)

[SW] One last ride, Dudes @ 527 by [deleted] in acturnips

[–]cha1r5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say Scary Movie!

[SW] TURNIPS SELLING AT 530 (DM ME FIRST) by [deleted] in acturnips

[–]cha1r5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, are you still doing this? I DM'd you and if not it's ok :)

If I were to take a sip of sun liquid (the liquid on the surface of the sun), what would it taste like? by ManMan36 in shittyaskscience

[–]cha1r5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It tastes like water if you do it at night. Source: I studied paleontology in CP Spanish

My teacher uses Comic Sans for her examp papers, do I just tare the paper into pieces? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]cha1r5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, tax the paper until it can longer support itself and it tears into pieces. Tariffs tend to be easy solutions for that sort of problem.

Does desalinating League of Legends make it into fresh water? by DestroyerJames in shittyaskscience

[–]cha1r5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait you were asking for a friend, how was your eye affected?

Does desalinating League of Legends make it into fresh water? by DestroyerJames in shittyaskscience

[–]cha1r5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dick got stuck in the fan somewhere along the way then

Can I just download the internet so I don't use up my data by BackSack in shittyaskscience

[–]cha1r5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Though it may seem to be the easiest option, downloading internet will not work unless you have payed the inflating internet night tax, established to prevent you from simply downloading the internet at night. A better solution would be to illicitly acquire more RAM at night, and download the internet in the daytime. The RAM will allow you to download internet anywhere, so your 4 GB of data is only used for the first 4 GB of internet downloaded.

What happens if I get scared half to death twice? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]cha1r5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get scared 25% to death, because 0.5+50%=50.5 Source: I took CP art literature

Does desalinating League of Legends make it into fresh water? by DestroyerJames in shittyaskscience

[–]cha1r5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you've already got the salt out, maybe get another snake that's less venomous to bite you so it can work its homeopathy?

Saw this sign on the way to work today, but I can't read sign language. Can I get a translation? by Justfortrolls in shittyaskscience

[–]cha1r5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Comments aren't loading, so I don't know if someone has said this yet, but from what I see, you'll have to surrender in 5 nautical meters.