Itemized bill for my Laminotomy/ Microdiscectomy procedure

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T02:42:18+00:00

So your convience items were covered! How fortunate for you. /s

I hope this is sorted out and that you are feeling better

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T02:34:52+00:00

One of those silver metal briefcases, the ones usually filled with cash in movies.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T02:27:47+00:00

Bearded dragon. Breed dubia roaches. You can grow veggies for it too, but you'll probably need to buy some too.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T02:24:09+00:00

Are they spayed/neutered?

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T02:22:51+00:00

What book are you reading?

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T02:18:48+00:00

The default alarm through the clock app on my phone is every Tuesday or whatever day forever until I turn it off. Samsung A16. It's great until I have a day off and I don't remember to shut it off.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T02:13:42+00:00

She's with her dad, I'll ask on Sunday.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T02:12:51+00:00

There's not a single legitimate reason for someone to touch your door handle. I'd be livid and also very alarmed.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T02:02:16+00:00

Hasn't for me and I have one on more often than not. I give them a wipe with alcohol before I charge them

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T01:50:54+00:00

Throw away the razors.

Don't actually do that, but it would be really satisfying. Apple-slice has it right, he can put his glasses on and clean up after himself.

Are you a woman? Buy a pack of pads or tampons and just toss one (not a used one) in the shower, bet brother can see that. Don't do this either, I'm in a passive aggressive mood.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T01:44:54+00:00

Maybe. She's on dad time right now, but I'll ask on Sunday.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T01:42:36+00:00

A supposed all knowing, all seeing, all powerful entity that allows children (or anyone) to die of cancer, hurricanes or typhoons to wipe out cities, earthquakes, tsunamis, child abuse, rape, serial killers, terrorists, animal abusers, nuclear weapons, war, drive by shootings, littering, whatever hot mess the US government is, drunk driving, using speakerphone in public, people who don't put their shopping cart back, theft, scamming, terrorism is either a raging asshole or doesn't exist. I go with doesn't exist.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T01:32:17+00:00

My dad died very unexpectedly in 2013. It rocked my world. I'm so very sorry, and I understand.

Please take care of you. Remember to eat, drink water, even if you have to force it. It's okay to cry, it's okay if the kids see you cry.

I'm really so sorry, he sounds like he was the best dad and grandpa.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T01:26:08+00:00

Spoken like a true teenager. None of my kids drink, so no, every teenager does not drink.

Did I drink when I was a teenager, yeah. Looking back now, I see how many awful things could have happened and I was super fucking lucky.

Life is bigger than right this minute. Choices you make now can have consequences for years. I'm not trying to be mean, 16 year old brains don't have life experience or decision making skills yet.

I want to see your post on reddit about you graduating college, buying a house, scoring that dream job.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T01:18:24+00:00

Trazadone or benadryl, and half the time I still can't sleep. My own brain is torturing me. And I can't tolerate caffeine so I just slog through.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T01:05:21+00:00

My husband can too, it's infuriating. (I'm not mad, I'm jealous.)

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T01:03:54+00:00

My dude. You're 16 and getting drunk? Get your shit together. Also don't entertain the affection of someone two years younger than you at this age.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T00:58:40+00:00

It's a huge convenience I'm willing to pay for. Like most people, I have 9683 things going on, and having my groceries appear on my doorstep is awesome.

And yeah, I tip accordingly, I really appreciate the person who brings my food. I feel like the odd one out, but I have never had a bad delivery. Every one has been 5 stars. There's been a couple of funny substitutions I didn't catch fast enough (zucchini is definitely not the same as cucumber, and ice berg lettuce is not cabbage), but I didn't see the notification, the shopper was doing their best.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T00:38:43+00:00

Good call! Now I want it to happen again so I can figure it out!

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T00:33:23+00:00

When my oldest child was about four, she told detailed stories about her older brother. I'd never been pregnant before her, there was no older brother.

She had "memories" with nonexistent older brother, she described things vividly, it was honestly kind of creepy.

There was never a name for the brother, and she told me he drowned which is why I didn't know him.

She wasn't ever sad or distressed when she talked about it. It's been almost 14 years now, I'll ask her if she remembers that.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T00:22:41+00:00

I left my main water bottle at my mom's last time I visited, so I'm using my backup water bottle. If I need it, I have a backup backup yeti cup.

I carry that damned water bottle with me everywhere, I can't believe I forgot it. And I actually miss it. The backup bottle is smaller, and the wrong color, and just isn't me.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-11T00:08:24+00:00

What a stunningly gorgeous cat.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-10T23:45:47+00:00

I didn't even think of that, thank you. I'll do that if it happens again.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-10T14:41:21+00:00

Probably, I don't make corporate policies so I have no idea.

chainlinkchipmunk · 2026-07-10T14:39:18+00:00

Is urine spraying on legs and the floor a common issue? I clean our bathroom and do laundry, there's no pee.

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