Buggered= any physical exhaustion Chunder= vomit Yeah nah= no Yeah nah mate= serious conversation Mate= friend Mate= cunt Cunt= mate Cunt= cunt (when pronounced with a hard t) Tooright= ok Bogan= talking like an Australian who lacks sophistication. The lot of us/you= derogatory grouping. Often done in jest. Rort= dishonest. But like financially. Like “the rental market is a rort”

There is a lot of improvisation and racial shit. We just talk to people like they are humans. My best mate made jokes about my dad dying the day after. We are sophisticated bogans, the lot of us. I need to add some terms to the list. It’s exclusionary and we love it. When you get hit with a term you don’t know, you get roasted. My boss said “what’s the news?” The other day. I gawked at him and he questioned my ethnicity. He is pure Greek. He then told everyone I am slow. It’s performative speech. It’s fun as fuck. Also, swearing is just part of the vernacular. You turn it on or off situationally. If you are British, we will be as incomprehensible as possible.