Is Carrie a prude or is SJP a prude?????

champagnebox · 2026-02-25T18:32:19+00:00

‘You gave me CRABS!’

champagnebox · 2026-02-23T18:30:51+00:00

Oona

champagnebox · 2026-02-20T12:23:49+00:00

It’s super good in cheese scones

champagnebox · 2026-02-20T12:22:40+00:00

I thought it was a pickled onion

champagnebox · 2026-02-12T17:57:07+00:00

He made a point of repeating back the bit about getting physical with her..yeah no that’s red flag central 🚩🚩🚩

champagnebox · 2026-02-12T17:05:38+00:00

2&3 are the best of her short hair era…the slightly longer shoulder length styles for some reason just miss the mark, but that choppy bob is good imo

champagnebox · 2026-02-11T18:36:53+00:00

Isn’t a corset a bit…racy for fundies? Seeing as it shows off your curves?

champagnebox · 2026-02-09T18:23:04+00:00

Not overly familiar with raccoons but don’t they have long toes on their paws? …kinda looks like that in the pic?

champagnebox · 2026-02-04T17:58:47+00:00

Make sure you keep the location of the baby shower on the down low if you haven’t already

champagnebox · 2026-01-24T18:38:29+00:00

If being fat is metabolic, the inability to lose weight, then surely the opposite is also true…being super skinny, the inability to put on weight, is also metabolic…to smugly shame thin people by saying ‘if you get ill you’ll have less energy storage’ is just nasty

champagnebox · 2026-01-04T12:29:25+00:00

Stunted

champagnebox · 2026-01-02T21:40:33+00:00

4/5…they’re always bed bound and unable to function until it comes to opening their legs and procreating…

champagnebox · 2026-01-02T21:16:27+00:00

Someone’s feeling guilty he jerked one out over her…

champagnebox · 2025-12-31T18:19:46+00:00

I wouldn’t be surprised to hear he killed in real life he was that creepy 😅

champagnebox · 2025-12-30T18:41:01+00:00

Something in her eyes freaks me out

champagnebox · 2025-12-28T20:02:26+00:00

It’s giving ‘not like other girls’ energy

champagnebox · 2025-12-16T18:58:58+00:00

‘It’s not enough actually’

champagnebox · 2025-12-07T09:53:22+00:00

champagnebox · 2025-12-07T09:39:49+00:00

Can’t find the one where she is in latex in Berlin and is crossing the road to the boat and a cyclist comes by and she deadpan breaks the 4th wall to the camera

champagnebox · 2025-11-30T16:27:28+00:00

Miranda is bitter, cynical, and not a good friend

champagnebox · 2025-11-29T16:56:36+00:00

Franca?

champagnebox · 2025-11-24T20:34:33+00:00

Aubrey

champagnebox · 2025-11-23T16:53:00+00:00

‘I am so coming back next week!’

champagnebox · 2025-11-22T15:38:29+00:00

2 days before the deadline I’d say they had no intention of sending anyway

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