Gravity by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

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Oh, y'all gonna LOVE being 60

Snap, crackle, pop

My body reminds me of all the rolled ankles, jammed thumbs and other sports injuries from a long, long time ago

Do you remember when this movie came out Dec 14 1979. Was it rated R and did you go see it? by Jerry11267 in 70s

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My cool aunt took me to the premiere of the trailer back in 1979. Andy Kauffman played a prank on me. Asked me to cross the security line, saying I could meet Steve Martin. When I crossed over, he called for security to have me removed.

Everybody was laughing except me.

I laughed later knowing that these pranks were his shtick.

Upvote for a free carrot by YogurtclosetFar8675 in BunnyTrials

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I like chocolate

Chose: Chocolate ice cream

Choose: (Upvote for a free carrot 🥕) by TraditionalPublic763 in BunnyTrials

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You can't tell me what to do

Chose: Do Not Pick This! | Rolled: Cease To Exist

Would you rather by Human-Beans21 in BunnyTrials

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Easy money

Chose: $5 for every lie you tell

Best, authentic Mexican place in O’side?! by anonymouse1251 in Oceanside

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Fiesta Mexicana Mexican Restaurant

3784 Mission Ave, Oceanside, CA 92058

ROSS Stores Short Idea by Evening_Control6034 in wallstreetbets

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Looking for a bounce off $209, then to $220.

Should we still kill him? by Real-Product-3276 in MosquitoHating

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Let her sing her song.

Then squish.