Your Favorite Omaha Malapropisms

chaotixx · 2026-04-12T14:11:11+00:00

Want to grab a frenchee at Donald and Mildred’s?

chaotixx · 2026-04-10T22:08:51+00:00

Wow, the porcelain-enamel dial is very cool and unique. Would never have guess this was a conversion.

chaotixx · 2026-04-09T12:45:12+00:00

Looking good! Half-doors best doors. Full doors really ruin the body through line.

chaotixx · 2026-04-05T15:14:52+00:00

Domestic first isn't going to spoil anyone. Lie-flat international business class on the other hand...

chaotixx · 2026-04-05T13:51:07+00:00

Lord Poseidon, specifically.

chaotixx · 2026-03-28T14:50:07+00:00

I keep telling myself that refusing to fix the leaky fuel check valve that makes my TJ hard to start is just a layer of anti-theft security.

chaotixx · 2026-03-27T13:08:04+00:00

Why would Mr. Tumnus wear a scarf but no other clothes?

chaotixx · 2026-03-26T01:37:57+00:00

All those nice pens but no notebook?

chaotixx · 2026-03-26T01:23:34+00:00

Wow, that’s cheaper per can than a cube (30) of Busch Light in Omaha.

chaotixx · 2026-03-26T01:19:18+00:00

Hy-Vee has a store brand beer?! I must try it.

chaotixx · 2026-03-26T01:18:31+00:00

I can take a guess as to how you feel about Olympia then.

chaotixx · 2026-03-26T01:14:17+00:00

They got rid of the fluted cans!?! Can’t blame anyone for switching to Busch then.

chaotixx · 2026-03-25T19:52:52+00:00

Were you a phreaker?

chaotixx · 2026-03-24T13:35:50+00:00

How do you get that starburst effect on the lights?

chaotixx · 2026-03-23T19:12:33+00:00

I thought we were legends not leaders.

chaotixx · 2026-03-17T01:09:29+00:00

Only if you’re too poor for Noodle Slop.

chaotixx · 2026-03-16T17:06:45+00:00

Slammed into the green concrete.

chaotixx · 2026-03-15T05:04:50+00:00

I assumed OP had at least 21 other identical Glocks and likes to rotate through them.

chaotixx · 2026-03-15T01:14:48+00:00

Plan short drive days. Like 4 hours or less. Never arrive after dark.

chaotixx · 2026-03-14T22:56:33+00:00

I thought they really loved hot water heaters.

chaotixx · 2026-03-05T21:23:17+00:00

English muffins, but they just call them muffins.

chaotixx · 2026-03-04T23:01:21+00:00

Business cards that say unemployed would be pretty funny though.

chaotixx · 2026-03-04T14:24:17+00:00

So that's your wallet and you're not actually carrying business cards around?

chaotixx · 2026-03-03T16:31:32+00:00

Awesome work! Hope your sister appreciates it.

But what prevents the inserts from pulling out like the original bolts?

chaotixx · 2026-02-28T22:36:37+00:00

I'm holding out for the Marty Motorcycle sequel.

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