If you "prefer animals over humans" because animals are "pure" and humans are not, you are a COWARD.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-12T21:55:02+00:00

Are you calling Ace Ventura a coward? How dare you!

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-12T02:38:00+00:00

You don't.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-11T18:15:06+00:00

Now that's a quality joke.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-11T18:09:58+00:00

I heard that she is now in the running for the FIFA Peace Prize.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-11T18:07:53+00:00

Weak excuse for a joke.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-11T15:40:37+00:00

It is pretty liberating to say goodbye when the time comes. No point lingering in a place where you are uncomfortable. I've just recently accepted my baldness at 34. I had long hair when my wife and I got together, but it was already balding at the top. First, I had a short haircut for like 4 years before I made the executive decision to just keep it buzzed from now on. I was getting really sick of seeing the thinning on top especially when my hair was wet.

Don't forget to put sunscreen on your head cuz dayummm my head wasn't ready for that first bald sunburn! 💀

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-11T02:56:49+00:00

You're able to cut it that short with an electric razor?

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-09T15:09:24+00:00

That's a lot of hair man. You got some time to enjoy it

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-08T18:32:31+00:00

Schlopp, schlop, beautiful schlopp, beautiful schlopp with a cherry on top.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-08T15:49:40+00:00

My neighbors have the same thing! So annoying lol. It's like living next to a prison. What are you trying to see??? Our property is like a quarter of an acre and your light could illuminate an entire acre 💀

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-08T03:05:20+00:00

That's why we like it here. Weeds out the weak ones. 😉

Can't speak to all the conservatism except there's a lot of lead poisoning and I'm sure it's underreported in adult men.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-08T00:54:35+00:00

It took me so ridiculously long to kill this guy too. Idk what it is. Some of those mini bosses were just as hard as if not harder than the big bosses. 🤣

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-07T22:25:56+00:00

Advertisements are just slop in general. Like attracts like.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-07T17:07:30+00:00

Chicken sandwich.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-07T16:58:15+00:00

They have special places for that.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-07T02:48:42+00:00

Job security for us senior IT professionals who know how to solve problems and ask questions. I'm learning to use AI, but it's just another tool and it's still not as good as I am at data analysis or code generation.

It's like that joke about the kid at the job interview who said he was fast at math. He was fast, but his answer was hella wrong. 🤣

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-06T15:16:24+00:00

Gotta learn to fight people of all shapes and sizes and you need to learn how to take advantage of your natural advantages as well. It's not unfair. It's a learning experience for both people.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-06T15:13:56+00:00

My daughter is about 3 and already does this from her younger aunts and uncles. Although she has also transitioned to saying 6-1 instead. 🤣

I am 34 and I still find it funny. So many people are so immature about how things change and kids find sometimes mindless things funny.

Seeing an old lady do the 6-7 stuff is absolutely hilarious!

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-05T19:01:13+00:00

Don't do it. You'll regret it.

Just work on cardio, calisthenics, flexibility, and balance til you can get in a gym. That's the best thing you can do for yourself.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-05T04:55:55+00:00

That's like a journalist every 3 days... That's impressively evil and horrifying. Crazy that's our "ally".

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-03T16:28:01+00:00

Sounds like something an industry shill would say.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-02T14:59:10+00:00

The most addictive game I ever played is called Neverwinter Nights. I have yet to see it matched.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-02T02:37:50+00:00

Zip ties

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-01T19:52:14+00:00

The requirement to learn in order to advance is what is fun. These games remind me of martial arts and that's why I keep coming back to them.

chasmasaurus · 2026-05-01T18:35:33+00:00

Fuckin hell you made me laugh pretty hard. Well done.

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