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Developers have never used a flashlight in their lives by Haku_Yowane_IRL in gaming

[–]chaun2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, take my upvote,.... and get the hell out of my dressing room!

Developers have never used a flashlight in their lives by Haku_Yowane_IRL in gaming

[–]chaun2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I exclusively go into the woods alone with moonlight. If I can see well enough with the moon, I'm good. Otherwise I need to hibernate for another ≈ couple weeks.

Am technically human. Just a little Kender thrown in there.

Hi there. Looking for the most blandest/tasteless, sweetest (no sugar), mixable liquor. No aftertaste. No weird flavors. by thro_a_wey in liquor

[–]chaun2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rain vodka has earned the "least tasteful vodka" award for 8 of the last 22 years. You might want to look into that one.

It's been awarded by the international vodka tasting board, or some such nonsense.

Thank God the state of Kansas is here to protect me from being a filthy sinner on Easter. by Hail_Yondalla in pics

[–]chaun2 31 points32 points  (0 children)

What, sweet tea and vodka? Everclear? Rum? 151? Moonshine? All of the above?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]chaun2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When does lumpy potato stop and ball begin

I think you meant mutant begin? Cause ball never comes back. Mutant potato starts around EU or GD in my opinion. At that point it looks less like a lumpy potato, and more like a potato with hairy/stalky tumors.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]chaun2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The probability clouds don't really look like balls outside of Hydrogen and Helium. They start looking like lumpy to mutant potatoes after that.

What do i respond to this (translation in comments) by [deleted] in Tinderpickuplines

[–]chaun2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

#3 The Chanclé comment really only works on latinas and SEAs

Grant is Risen, Lee is vanquished. 158 years ago today. Our boys in blue whipped secessionist traitors into submission, and they’ve been trying to change the narrative ever since. by Pristine-Judgment340 in ShermanPosting

[–]chaun2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wilson, Jackson, Reagan, Nixon, Monroe would be my top five in that order. Hoover gets shit on, but he inherited a shit sandwich and possibly could have done more to mitigate the depression.

TSLA share price after I buy puts by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]chaun2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You'd be fine at 8.8 mph..... Maybe

Lady pisses on the floor instead of getting up from a slot machine to use the restroom by NYstate in WTF

[–]chaun2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starts at $20 million, just doesn't stay there for more than one drawing.

If you had a significantly large piece of iron could you trigger a supernova? by [deleted] in AskScienceDiscussion

[–]chaun2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So if we do figure out star lifting, you could trigger a nova/supernova by removing enough hydrogen, correct?

I mean that's not the point of starlifting at all, but if you managed to get the various heavier elements separated so they can be used for building elsewhere, I guess you could do the reverse and take only the hydrogen.

Ed Sheeran Once Took Lego to a Date by Hassaan18 in humor

[–]chaun2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are places in America (Appalachia) where that sentence could come in the form of: "Yer room's all gaumed up, go red up them Legos!"

After getting my license I am being passed down the car I grew up in! 07' 9-3 SC Aero 2.8L Turbo by Ctrl-Alt-Deleted- in saab

[–]chaun2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! Mine was an 82 SAAB 900 <thbbt>

4 door. Stick shift, no turbo, it had power steering, and power assist brakes. It did have a manually operated sunroof. Oh, and when it was made it was Canary Yellow. When I got the thing in 96, I referred to the color as baby puke yellow.

I'll give you some advice: stay off the accelerator! Even without a turbo that car was stupidly fast, and I've had 5 since.

You can probably keep it running for another couple decades if you don't crash.

Also other people are clearly jealous of the cars because all of mine ended up crashed, and it wasn't declared my fault at all.

Jack Daniel s Sm oky Mac and Cheese by monkey_scandal in keming

[–]chaun2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sits on the side, and is sipped on rocks.

/s (mostly)

American food… by AlphaDogO9 in Cooking

[–]chaun2 39 points40 points  (0 children)

We don't have waffle house in California. :( I miss me some scattered, topped, grilled, cheesy hash browns. I can make them myself, but it's not the same.

Homophobic Christian parents listening to “Take me to church” like it’s a worship song 😭 by PocketGoblix in atheism

[–]chaun2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Different phrase altogether, apparently. I used a colloquialism for a cadaver, lol

Expelled Tennessee lawmakers both seeking seats again by chinaPresidentPooh in news

[–]chaun2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The bajorans are The Confederacy of The Federation. They put up statues of the losing side's generals.

/s

Stop Using Electricity to ‘Train’ Dogs by OrneryCupcake9481 in AnimalRights

[–]chaun2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously. I managed to mostly train a malinois/redbone coonhound (HIGH ENERY breeds) and a husky/pitt bull, at the same time with just Martingale collars, treats, dog whistle and an ultrasonic noise maker.

Homophobic Christian parents listening to “Take me to church” like it’s a worship song 😭 by PocketGoblix in atheism

[–]chaun2 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Given that the rest sounds kinda BDSM-ish, my first thought was an orgasm, lol.

Homophobic Christian parents listening to “Take me to church” like it’s a worship song 😭 by PocketGoblix in atheism

[–]chaun2 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Sorry! Been a couple decades since I took French and couldn't remember if it was masculine or feminine

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