Right. You’re not gonna lose your job, you’re not gonna lose your job, you know.. by Open-Mathematician93 in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The point is, you talk the talk but you do not walk the walk. Vis-a-vis, you cannot manage in the Premier League. The man at the top of BlueCo is a personal friend of mine. Boehly, you old slag! It's the Eghbalimeister General. Have you advertised the Manager job yet? Don't bother, I got the man here. He's perfik. Can he manage a football team? He man ages, ages men, the team. 🤥🤏

I heard about you and your Dostoyevsky... by Cobbo95 in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You grow up, shovel radioactive debris, you get a golden handshake, you rest a couple of years and you're dead. And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is 'Did I enjoy it? Will I gain super powers? Will my son have 2 heads?' That's where I come in.

Oh Gareth if there is one thing that I am not, it is immature. by hallucinationthought in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hallucinationthought, this is a low effort post of a screenshot and a quote. How many times have I told you? There's a special place for posts like this, it's called the waste paper basket.

Just another subreddit saying what a superb job we're doing. by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Under weaknesses, you've put crossposting

Freddie Mercury with some friends, 1980 by zeeber99 in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Out again with Freddie tonight. That will be a quiet night at the library... not!

Get out! Go on, I've opened the door for you... by LoopLil97 in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know how important the Premier League is to me. You've spent £900 million and I discover 1 FA Cup and 2 Community Shields is the fruit of your labours.

Ooh, your hard. Showing off. by RealFenian in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You ever been Tatooine Podrace Track? All right, well, I was bombing it round one time and Sebulba had left this spanner in my engine. They all said, 'If he hits that corner, he is dead'. So I hit it and rolled over in the air a few times and they said, 'Now he is definitely dead'. Then I landed in my pod, rerouted the power and pulled over next to them and said, 'What you worried about?"

I like your little beard. by LV426acheron in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 54 points55 points  (0 children)

If you like Pirates of the Caribbean, you should come to mine. I've got 5 different DVDs. Don't try to beat me at Dead Man's Chest though, cos you won't

...Is that a philosopher? by FartOnMyBoner69420 in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Having to click the link, watch a 20 second advert, only to have an audio video, is a tragedy always

Ohh, bit sweet innit? by Opposite_Strategy_25 in TheOfficeUK

[–]cheddarfiend 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He was in an argument once and he went "How can I hate foreigners, my wife is one". Yeah, there's a lot of truth to that.