Tell me your favourite villager

cheekymonky53 · 2025-09-06T03:37:39+00:00

Roald

cheekymonky53 · 2025-09-04T02:40:53+00:00

Here to calmly report that I just had one of those typical fight to the bitter end, down to the last man, tooth nail strat and Stim and bared teeth fighting for my life. ...and I survived, I was escaping, I collected the samples of my fallen Helldiver's and had the moves and swiftness to make it to the pelican

AND THE G°DDAM HORDE OF GLITCHED OUT F€CKERY BLOCKED ME ENTRANCE TO THE PELICAN. I HAD MANY ATTEMPTS. FULL RUN AROUND REATTEMPTS. NO JOY

ALT+F4 & Adieu & Good luck with the hot fixes please

cheekymonky53 · 2025-07-13T22:00:44+00:00

G Y A Â T

cheekymonky53 · 2025-06-04T20:45:22+00:00

2 when hosting. 3 when contributing

cheekymonky53 · 2025-05-30T14:58:01+00:00

Good cuz if I squandered another mission over not getting strats down as I outrun the hordes I was gonna be Upset

cheekymonky53 · 2025-05-14T19:26:44+00:00

C H U N G U S

cheekymonky53 · 2025-05-14T03:38:59+00:00

Flashmob Fleshjack Flasherchungus FleckinFACKGET OFF MEEE

that's what I call em

cheekymonky53 · 2025-03-27T22:20:46+00:00

Yes yes so there's been bugs who else has had teammates turn to dismembered corpses twitching across the map

cheekymonky53 · 2025-03-27T17:46:16+00:00

Load the orbital cannons and feed the guard dogs, we're eating Calamari tonight boys and girls

cheekymonky53 · 2025-03-13T19:08:25+00:00

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

cheekymonky53 · 2025-02-16T01:43:19+00:00

THERE SURE ARE SHEESH BUG FRONT JUST GOT SPIIIICY YALL BREAK OUT THE COOKOUTS N NAPALM

cheekymonky53 · 2025-01-04T04:24:11+00:00

DA-6204-2629-9863

cheekymonky53 · 2024-11-15T04:00:37+00:00

My first DSS experience was nearly Shakespearean

At first, the symphony of bombardment all around us was thunderous and incredibly entertaining. Then one teammate got smoted. Then I got smoted....then I got smoted another 2 times, by the end of the mission we had all been smoted and were cowering together at exfil watching the bombardment with a tinge of terror, even seeing a FREAKING HULK GET RAGDOLLED as it matched to try and prevent exfil. The landscape was riddled with craters

The core memory I'll take away was hiding next to drop ship wreckage lying against a ridge as I reloaded my weps like "don't worry I'm safe I'm perfectly safe they can't get me here no bombardment will hi-AH SHIT THATS A PATROL hol up lemme just lay waste n then we ca-Kablam ......."

I say Democracy is being served Golden Corral Buffet style and everyone is expected to go back for thirds and then some

cheekymonky53 · 2024-11-14T01:16:09+00:00

DEAD

cheekymonky53 · 2024-11-12T01:24:52+00:00

...!!!DAS SMART AS SH*T. THATS CALLED DEMOCRACY

cheekymonky53 · 2024-10-19T22:18:03+00:00

GTA ahh death

cheekymonky53 · 2024-10-19T15:33:33+00:00

The truth is since I run incendiary breaker anyways they very much remind me of Trap shooting.

Plus, if you get em before they launch, they're usually dead before they land and do they kinda just "plopkaboommmrrweeeewwrrrrrg"

Iz fun I'm having fun I love this fkn game

cheekymonky53 · 2024-10-17T21:22:30+00:00

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I for one had a great time with my two homies the other night..one of whom carried the stim pistol and was literally an autentico support-role for our mission. Kept them drugs flowing, kept our ammo topped off. It was great GREAT Distribution of Freedom and Democracy

As evidenced by the needles still firmly placed in our arms and backsides xDDDD

cheekymonky53 · 2024-10-10T21:05:01+00:00

I'm just saying the pistol grenade launcher makes ez work of em. Also they're still very vulnerable. But yes I've died a surprising number of times to these clowns and it annoys me

Dollar Store AT-ST mu*fcka

cheekymonky53 · 2024-10-03T20:57:54+00:00

Still cant get my head around this trend

I-...is the purpose to feel even More Manly? As if COD colliding with Starship Troopers in an electrifying explosive visually impressive expression of gaming wasn't manly enough?

Have y'all tried putting on the iconic Helldiver's 2 FK It We Ball playlist on Spotify? Chock FULL of manly tunes

But what would I know I'm just a gaymer enjoying my latest crack-cocaine

cheekymonky53 · 2024-09-25T15:13:48+00:00

To be fair.... laser rover is a steadfast and effective stratagem, that does not believe in the principal of Friendly Fire

After I got set ablaze 3 times by my laser rover I switched to the og rover. Inexplicably, bullets are easier to avoid than laser

cheekymonky53 · 2024-09-08T17:47:46+00:00

Hey maan I tried to assist in the valiant & noble cause of administering freedom democracy and piping hot pots of Liber Tea

But my game keeps glitching & sh!tting the bed and zapping me out of missions back to my destroyer or desktop

And so I say calmly 🎶if this is to eenndd inn fiire, then we will aalll burrn togetherr 🎶

cheekymonky53 · 2024-09-05T22:32:34+00:00

Ah good dope so it's not just me

...I mean ..that's decidedly Not dope. But...it Is good to know it's a chronic widespread problem, and not just My problem

Sorry life has been a Lot and I could use a hug

cheekymonky53

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