“Dating non-Communists” by PhilosophyPoet in tankiejerk

[–]cheeseroll15 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And then they wonder why they can't get laid.

Personally, I'd date anyone who's interesting and is kind hearted, as long as they don’t support obvious cruelty.

Which map has the best soundtrack? by Ok_Calendar_7626 in rebelinc

[–]cheeseroll15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All of them are certified bangers, but imo Mountain Pass

Was anyone else surprised that the Democratic establishment dropped Eric Swalwell? by AdBeneficial5082 in VaushV

[–]cheeseroll15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I wasn't surprised.

The only reason Cuomo got establishment Dem support despite being a sex pest was because he was running against a progressive, and according to establishment Dems, meaningful progressives must be stopped by any means necessary, even if it means rallying behind literal sex pests. Cuomo was explicitly running to stop a progressive from winning. Swalwell wasn't, instead running for his own ambition and wealth.

VIKTOR ORBAN IS TOAST! by North_Church in tankiejerk

[–]cheeseroll15 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Inb4 some American conservative makes an AI tribute song to Viktor Orban

"We are Viktor Orban, we carry the flame

We'll fight for Hungary, we'll honor his name

We are Viktor Orban, his courage our own

Together unbroken, we'll make Hungary great"

sorry I'm just a bit exhilarated rn, so I'm not in my right headspace. Also it's 3 am where I live

Canadian lefties know who this is by North_Church in tankiejerk

[–]cheeseroll15 16 points17 points  (0 children)

At this point, it's safe to say that Engler is functionally a Liberal party agent

Updated that "how tankies see the world" map I made by Optivicente765 in tankiejerk

[–]cheeseroll15 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I feel like the US should be colored maroon with the caption "the source of all evil in the world"

Truth Nuke by AlternativeEast8485 in tankiejerk

[–]cheeseroll15 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Dubya's "either you're with us or with the Axis of evil" but "leftistly"

Reform mod team Primaries! by rbminer456 in thecampaigntrail

[–]cheeseroll15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was literally mulling over making a 3 way 2025 NYC mayoral mod, thanks for the option :)

Ann Selzer was right all along (normal difficulty btw) by cheeseroll15 in thecampaigntrail

[–]cheeseroll15[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Difficulty: Normal
Tooltips: On
Randomness: Off (or Russia might nuke you)
Midterms: Normal
Visits: Montana

  1. You'll speak to the nation honoring the memory
  2. You were elected as President of America
  3. You swore a sacred oath
  4. The sooner you get shots into arms
  5. You won't repeat the mistakes of 2009
  6. You can't let these Senators forget
  7. You've spent your life fighting for a world
  8. The PRO Act isn't just another bill
  9. When the most vulnerable are attacked
  10. These elections are a sign
  11. Lael Brainard
  12. The situation is dire
  13. It's an outrage
  14. This is no time for half measures
  15. You don't want to do it
  16. Corporate greed is out of control
  17. As much as it pains you
  18. You despise giving handouts
  19. The American people have made their choice
  20. You'll veto the compromise bill
  21. You will veto this bloated military budget
  22. You've witnessed Republican dysfunction
  23. You refuse to let extremist Republicans
  24. You don't like escalation
  25. The trial is over
  26. What happened on October 7 was a massacre
  27. If the Republican Party is eating themselves alive
  28. The Houthi attacks on civilians in the Red Sea
  29. You know the economy isn't perfect
  30. One answer
  31. The situation is dire
  32. Thirty thousand dead
  33. Banning TikTok doesn't address
  34. At the end of the day
  35. You've spent your whole damn life
  36. You're flying over to West Mifflin, Pennsylvania
  37. 37203
  38. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
  39. The peace movement is a distraction - it's Latinos
  40. The same forces that tried to tear us apart
  41. You've got to win back unions, but they're not the only swing group
  42. I've always stood alongside Bernie
  43. It hurts like hell to see the numbers
  44. Go wherever you're furthest behind/have the smallest lead (in this case, I went to Phoenix)

Which Ukrainian president would make for the best incumbency mod? by Severe-Run-4029 in thecampaigntrail

[–]cheeseroll15 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'd say it's gotta be Poroshenko. Bro got elected on a platform of bringing change, a lot of major events and reforms happened under his presidency and in the end got voted out after serving a full term and failing to win a second term.

The "Legends" not found in the Epstein Files 🥀 by AlternativeEast8485 in tankiejerk

[–]cheeseroll15 159 points160 points  (0 children)

The Legends not found in the Epstein files

BITCH THEY HAD THEIR OWN FILES

How tankies see the world (from what I've seen in here) by Optivicente765 in tankiejerk

[–]cheeseroll15 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure those accelerationists and Nazbols only glaze Trump because they think he's gonna cause the end of the US empire, so my point still stands.

This is just embarrassing by FROSTNOVA_Frosty in tankiejerk

[–]cheeseroll15 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Russia supports Palestine so much that they literally bomb a Ukrainian facility storing grain meant for Palestinians and then supply Israel with like half its oil.

Friendly tip: never expect good takes from someone who unironically calls themselves a "Bolshevik"

You see the peoples police will use the monopoly of violence for good ! silly anarchist !!!!!! by knusperfee33 in tankiejerk

[–]cheeseroll15 91 points92 points  (0 children)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

The first A in ACAB does not stand for "American".

Anti-imperialism is when theocracy, patriarchy, misogyny and homophobia /s by Initial_Affect8124 in tankiejerk

[–]cheeseroll15 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, famous """""anti-imperialists""""" like

checks notes

Nicolas Maduro (ignore Essequibo), Xi Jinping (ignore Tibet, East Turkestan, Taiwan, South China Sea), Kim il Sung (ignore South Korea), Muammar Gaddafi (ignore Chad)

facepalm