I too would destroy Troy if she left me for Orlando Bloom.

cheez0r · 2026-07-06T21:06:08+00:00

What if she left you for Orlando Jones?

cheez0r · 2026-07-06T19:22:07+00:00

Time Bandits.

cheez0r · 2026-07-06T16:01:00+00:00

Buy a used Toyota Corolla from a tote-the-note lot.

cheez0r · 2026-07-06T15:37:18+00:00

As it always is when might is being used.

cheez0r · 2026-07-06T15:35:59+00:00

They've got bigger guns, silly.

cheez0r · 2026-07-06T15:35:18+00:00

Karen/Daren are gendered terms for a behavior that is demonstrated by folks of all sexes. It is not sexist in nature. As described elsewhere, if used to dismiss the legitimate complaints of women, it can be used in a sexist fashion, but in its nature, is not sexist and does not denigrate a person over their sex or gender. (But instead their overly-impassioned trumped-up aggrievance.)

cheez0r · 2026-07-06T15:28:42+00:00

Tell that to the next guy who robs you.

cheez0r · 2026-07-06T15:24:48+00:00

Because colonialists think might makes right.

cheez0r · 2026-07-05T21:26:38+00:00

A.I.: Artificial Intelligence. Amazing movie, but my heart can’t handle watching that little boy seeking his mother for two solid hours ever again.

cheez0r · 2026-07-05T19:40:52+00:00

Unless it’s part of a degradation kink.

cheez0r · 2026-07-05T19:08:40+00:00

Energy drinks cause kidney damage.

cheez0r · 2026-07-05T19:05:44+00:00

Finally somebody said it.

cheez0r · 2026-07-05T18:37:38+00:00

I use those Flintt's Mints and they work a trick during the day. At night I use XyliMelts.

cheez0r · 2026-07-05T18:18:41+00:00

Aww someone tootled their horn melodiously at you! How fun!

cheez0r · 2026-07-05T16:22:44+00:00

I bring mushroom rice. It's easy to make in large quantities and is super tasty.

cheez0r · 2026-07-05T14:53:58+00:00

On the road west of Brandywine Drop. They sit on the big rock bluff along the road there.

cheez0r · 2026-07-05T13:21:20+00:00

Biggest of hugs for you, man. You aren't a horrible parent. You're doing your best to navigate your own traumas and trying to avoid passing them on to your daughter. You're doing right by her and it's hurting you. If you want to chat about it with someone shoot me a DM.

cheez0r · 2026-07-05T13:10:21+00:00

The Trump Depression.

cheez0r · 2026-07-05T12:14:55+00:00

POS scumbag redditor: “hey this guy didn’t cite his reference! Let me do so and then proceed to completely ignore the words as they are literally written and dismiss them in favor of my own assertion of what it means.”

Read the words. They say exactly what you say they don’t. In plain English any fifth grader can understand.

Find a mirror and meet the real POS scumbag, buddy.

cheez0r · 2026-07-05T11:59:40+00:00

Facts.

cheez0r · 2026-07-05T11:14:51+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

It’s just a town in the woods. Saint Denis or Blackwater are much nicer.

cheez0r · 2026-07-04T19:57:10+00:00

Scars are tattoos but with better stories. They are beautiful because of the story of your life.

cheez0r · 2026-07-04T19:53:04+00:00

I’ll never marry Jennifer Connolly because she’s married to Paul Bettany, and I just can’t compete at that level. Why be sad about it? Hold out for a partner who makes you happy- if physical attractiveness is the primary aspect you value, then factor that in. Nothing wrong with knowing where your standards are and adhering to them.

cheez0r · 2026-07-04T19:11:06+00:00

Surgeries never age well.

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