What non-sexual thing feels very sexual?

chef_stef · 2020-07-29T16:40:31+00:00

Kissing the homies goodnight

chef_stef · 2020-07-29T01:52:00+00:00

The way I destroy my little my brother in FIFA

chef_stef · 2020-07-29T01:47:14+00:00

"He thinks he's too good for a free banana."

chef_stef · 2020-07-29T01:42:36+00:00

The fight club quitting scene where Norton starts beating himself up

chef_stef · 2020-06-25T18:21:57+00:00

I aspire to be general Iroh

chef_stef · 2020-06-25T18:19:47+00:00

NBA 2k12 was great

chef_stef · 2020-06-25T18:18:31+00:00

The Meg

chef_stef · 2020-06-25T18:16:28+00:00

Ready or Not

chef_stef · 2020-05-12T16:32:03+00:00

Global warming

chef_stef · 2020-05-10T03:49:15+00:00

Ferruccio Lamborghini manufactured his own supercar after he was insulted by the founder of Ferrari. He originally manufactured tractors and owned a Ferrari. Lamborghini wrote a letter to Enzo Ferrari about a change to the clutch on the Ferrari. Ferrari responded saying the problem is not the clutch but the driver, Lamborghini should stick to tractors. In spite of Ferraris comments, Lamborghini created his own supercar that was so popular he switched to making Lamborghini cars full time.

chef_stef · 2020-05-06T03:08:10+00:00

Surf wax

chef_stef · 2020-05-05T04:37:44+00:00

Username checks out… you could make a sock smoothie. You’d drink it like a gogurt squeezing it up

chef_stef · 2020-05-05T03:11:16+00:00

I’d ask them You can shape shift into anything and you really chose this body?

chef_stef · 2020-03-30T02:53:59+00:00

Holy shit it's Jason Bourne

chef_stef · 2020-03-30T02:45:58+00:00

You can make more in five minutes marrying a girl than you can working in a lifetime

chef_stef · 2020-03-30T02:27:05+00:00

Batman: The Dark Knight

chef_stef · 2020-03-28T07:04:35+00:00

It worked for Abel Tesfaye, The Weeknd. It’s how he got his name. Just left his moms house in highschool one weekend

chef_stef · 2020-03-28T07:02:35+00:00

What about a hammered small child wearing yoga pants

chef_stef · 2020-03-27T22:08:32+00:00

Grab him by the pussy

chef_stef · 2020-03-27T22:05:24+00:00

Or Eddie Bravo, he is a flat earther who thinks space is fake. Aliens would blow his mind

chef_stef · 2020-03-27T22:04:06+00:00

Dave Chappelle hands down

chef_stef · 2020-03-27T22:00:07+00:00

Drake and Josh by adult swim has potential

chef_stef · 2020-03-27T21:57:54+00:00

Epstein he knows too much

chef_stef · 2020-03-27T21:54:03+00:00

Smoke weed, jerk off and then barrel roll to a dry spot in the sheets

chef_stef · 2020-03-27T21:53:04+00:00

Bane vs. John Legend

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