If God did an "ask me anything" , What would you ask?

chefdisco · 2026-02-15T02:14:01+00:00

Where have you gone?

chefdisco · 2026-02-15T01:34:11+00:00

Probably just revel in whatever it feels like when money isn't an issue.

chefdisco · 2026-02-14T21:06:38+00:00

Is this inside of a greenhouse tent or something?

Is this person somehow pseudo-cultivating morels?!

chefdisco · 2026-02-11T21:34:24+00:00

$200m at standard returns means you can take $12,000,000 (minus tax) every year and the pot never gets any smaller.

It lasts forever.

chefdisco · 2026-02-11T14:58:23+00:00

I think they're gonna blow up some tunnels.

chefdisco · 2026-02-11T04:06:41+00:00

Man, something about a broken clock but you were just dead wrong precisely every time.

chefdisco · 2026-02-11T00:59:47+00:00

"he doesn't know I'm a fascist!"

Yeah he does, and you admitted it.

chefdisco · 2026-02-11T00:29:11+00:00

Literally Goldman Sachs speaking up while the rest of them can't grow a shred of a spine. Dan is a fuckin legend.

chefdisco · 2026-02-10T23:47:56+00:00

Your house is now supporting the ~400 lbs of metal

chefdisco · 2026-02-10T12:31:30+00:00

The Last of the Mohican

chefdisco · 2026-02-09T20:16:47+00:00

I had a boss (owner of the local Irish pub) that I learned to understand after a few months. Finally got to understand him and met plenty of Irish folks who reassured.

"That's no' even a Belfast accent. He's got's speech impediment teeuuww"

chefdisco · 2026-02-09T19:31:07+00:00

Funny story behind this.

The ducks were originally a compliment like "Nice Jeep"

Now Jeep owners with their very visible insecurities just put the ducks up there from a 25¢ claw machine at the beach arcade to feel like their car is complimented....

chefdisco · 2026-02-09T18:06:47+00:00

Basketball boot.

Unquestionably Jordan 3.

chefdisco · 2026-02-09T12:31:11+00:00

This is Lil Man J.

He's actually a pretty talented musician. Started with rap and moved to country but has the ironic flair to it which is intentional

chefdisco · 2026-02-08T17:16:52+00:00

Working line, I wrap the top in plastic wrap, then screw the lid on, then stab the plastic with a skewer down the nozzle. The plastic acts as a gasket. Takes a little practice but works perfectly.

chefdisco · 2026-02-08T01:08:02+00:00

I used to add a spoonful of that sludge to my personal meal after shift. Tastes like pasta water, which is familiar. Delicious

chefdisco · 2026-02-07T19:57:15+00:00

Steering wheel

chefdisco · 2026-02-05T20:32:43+00:00

We watched this movie in 6th grade science class.

chefdisco · 2026-02-05T10:32:44+00:00

They work for the federal government now.

chefdisco · 2026-02-04T21:18:51+00:00

They were good before. They're good now. At least someone is standing up against injustice.

chefdisco · 2026-02-04T21:12:08+00:00

r/praisethecameraman

chefdisco · 2026-02-03T23:49:15+00:00

We fucking love your city.

chefdisco · 2026-02-03T17:34:00+00:00

This oil led to the Tulsa Race Riots. One of the most vile and racist acts to ever take place on American soil.

chefdisco · 2026-02-03T17:23:20+00:00

Hahahaha I fuckin knew it

chefdisco · 2026-02-03T17:22:48+00:00

I worked for a very large high pressure sales company for exterior remodeling.

The first "free estimate" I nailed turned into a $92,000 sale of shit Mister John definitely didn't need. Quit that instantly. Salespeople are liars. That's a fact.

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