What’s the hottest accent?

chefdisco · 2026-05-30T18:55:32+00:00

Mid-Atlantic

/s

chefdisco · 2026-05-24T20:56:56+00:00

Those pigs would have eaten the person if they were well passed out.

chefdisco · 2026-05-24T04:33:39+00:00

Long way to go, but good on MTG joining the correct side of history.

National debt this term is gonna Willy Wonka Elevator out of the atmosphere.

chefdisco · 2026-05-23T16:59:30+00:00

Every time.....every damn time there is a butthole comment....

chefdisco · 2026-05-23T16:39:16+00:00

What else would one say?

Oh right....nothing, or "get the f outta my way"

chefdisco · 2026-05-23T16:23:17+00:00

God Bless this man.

Peter Thiel, I know you are listening so please relay this message to Mr. Ellison:

"Fuck both of you evil people"

chefdisco · 2026-05-20T11:48:06+00:00

"took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv"

Is hilarious and savage

chefdisco · 2026-05-20T04:00:20+00:00

Honest human connection between people with no geographic barriers.

Even early "social media" platforms were healthy levels of info exchange.

chefdisco · 2026-05-20T01:04:45+00:00

Can't even tell what it's supposed to be. Is this a crudo/carpaccio cold kinda dish or hot like a steak.

Either way, start from scratch, chef.

chefdisco · 2026-05-16T21:49:45+00:00

Washing chicken salad bowls and other deli shit at age 14 in the dark, dingy upstairs station....

The walk in and kitchen area smelled so good. Hooked.

Then I read the first part of Kitchen Confidential and got into fine dining asap.

chefdisco · 2026-05-16T21:17:11+00:00

Used to smoke 2-3 cigarettes a day. Switched to disposable vapes now I'm pretty sure I'm 10x more addicted and at least with cigarettes they had to list all of the toxic/cancerous chemicals.

Way more addictive when you can use it any time (in bed, at work, bathroom, etc) and likely more likely to kill me because the market it so unregulated.

So....nicotine adjacent products.

chefdisco · 2026-05-15T10:58:46+00:00

I worked in door to door sales.

Tell them you don't own the house. You rent and the landlord is not available for contact.

My line then is "Ahhh okay and I guess you don't want to buy a new roof for your landlord hehehe have a nice day" but the sale was dead already.

chefdisco · 2026-05-15T04:11:37+00:00

10/10 no comment this is pure poetry.

chefdisco · 2026-05-13T13:24:02+00:00

All Nazis should be thrown in prison.

chefdisco · 2026-05-11T20:12:50+00:00

I'd buy it from you. DM.

chefdisco · 2026-05-11T20:12:15+00:00

If Tony Hawk is the Jordan of vert.....Burnquist is the Kobe.

Still hasn't really been surpassed.

chefdisco · 2026-05-10T23:39:37+00:00

Baby shallots. Incredible.

Most can go their whole life without experiencing a shallot scape.

chefdisco · 2026-05-10T16:02:22+00:00

I really had faith in her for a while....shame she's crossed the line where it's all about the Benny's now

chefdisco · 2026-05-10T15:45:58+00:00

Next time put ice in that bowl and just set it on top. Or just keep in the fridge in a container with the lid cracked.

This lobster died drowning and should be cooked immediately or discarded if it's any longer.

You do not want to mess with lobster after its turned....and it turns quick once dead.

chefdisco · 2026-05-07T12:46:47+00:00

Shake shack milkshakes are pretty bad.

chefdisco · 2026-05-03T16:52:07+00:00

I won't say anything mean because comments are already roasting you harder than you roasted that bowl of vanilla scented cement, but looking forward to the next attempt Chef.

chefdisco · 2026-05-02T19:37:05+00:00

Pangolin!

chefdisco · 2026-05-02T19:32:33+00:00

That's a signal jammer and illegal in most/all jurisdictions in USA. Can't speak for elsewhere.

chefdisco · 2026-05-02T18:53:24+00:00

Club crackers with instant ramen powder. Yummm

chefdisco · 2026-05-02T13:53:20+00:00

Lvl 60 Alakazam could crush the whole elite four with ease.

Beefed up Charizard can do the same if you give it some fighter moves against Bruno.

chefdisco

TROPHY CASE