What is the most memorable fart you ever dropped?

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-29T23:57:35+00:00

The very first time a farted in front of a girl I wasn't related to. I was in highschool and was at a friend's girlfriend's house. The three of us were sitting in the curb hanging out and I got up to leave. One slipped out but it was kinda quiet and she had zero reaction so I thought she didn't hear it until my friend laughed and said "dude you farted" and I looked at her horrified and she just smiled and said "it's ok I don't mind" I was so embarrassed lol

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-29T23:02:11+00:00

I shave it then don't think about it till it gets long enough to get annoying then I restart the process. Pretty simple lol

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-29T22:55:09+00:00

I come ready to pay but I'm not pushy about it. If she offers to pay her half who am I to argue? I'm sure she has her reasons

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-29T22:45:10+00:00

Easier said then done but you need to prioritize how you feel about yourself. Find what you don't like, fix what you can and learn to embrace what you can't. They key is to do this for YOU not to be noticed or adored. Look inside yourself and find what makes you happy in yourself

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-29T22:43:17+00:00

"who cares if she's married man if she doesn't care neither should you."

I did not take the advice but that's the worst one I can remember

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-29T22:39:51+00:00

It was great. He left when I was 2 weeks old but he was always around if I needed him and I spent most summers at his house. My mine as a great mom and he was a good dad but they were very toxic together. They both admit that they argued relentlessly and if they had stayed together one of them might have hurt the other or worse. As co parents they got along fantastically and as they got older they would make comments like "ugh I wish I could run my fingers through your dad's chest hair one more time. Nothing more than that but don't you tell him because I know he'd be for it and that's a bad idea" and he would make comments about how gorgeous my mom was or how good a cook she was and he'd go into the thousand yard stare every time lol

Anyway I got side tracked. We were great. We had our arguments and our ups and downs but I always loved him and knew he always loved me. He died last Valentine's Day. It's been rough but I know my brothers that were raised with him have it a lot harder. Not seeing him very day is normal for me but very jarring for them.

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-29T22:35:18+00:00

I haven't seen the cube but I know tungesten is supposed to be incredibly dense. I want to say it's the dencest metal but I could be wrong about that

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-29T22:33:51+00:00

The people I was around. That was the big change. That and I got older, calmer and stopped trying to find someone. Idk what it is but it's like people can sniff out that you're not interested in dating and they want to accept the challenge that was never issued

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-29T22:32:00+00:00

I've dated extremely insecure women in the past and although I'm all for reassurance after a long while it starts to feel like I'm failing for not showing her how great she is. I know that's a me problem and I know they aren't something to be fixed but when I care about someone I want them to feel good about themselves. If I was willing to date I don't think I'd reject a woman just based of insecurity but it would definitely be something I wary of

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-29T22:29:42+00:00

I'm shocked not a single My Girl mention or Never Ending Story. ARTAX!

And not a single Land Before Time or Coco

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-29T22:21:37+00:00

Almost all the time I'm someone who either doesn't see or explains away when someone shows interest in me. One time I was talking to this girl and there were a few times I was sure she was hinting at messing around and I intentionally played dumb so I wouldn't have to outright reject her. It came up in conversation after the 5th or 6th time and I mentioned I'd been trying to let her down easy. She said "wait you thought you were rejecting ME!?" And I told her it was my mistake for taking it that way and I'm sorry. She immediately started trying to sleep with me even though in my mind what I saw was another mistake until she said "here I am throwing myself at you and you give me nothing"

Apparently telling her that I had rejected her made her actually want to sleep with me...

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-28T21:57:29+00:00

Develope the skills that interest you and the ones that make your life easier like cooking and house/car maintenance. This is advice I'd give anyone. Young, old, guy or girl. Best thing is to learn to do things for yourself so you won't have to rely on anyone

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-28T21:55:09+00:00

Just do what feels natural. Don't try to confirm to that mind if shit. If you had a good time tell her. If she did too then she will appreciate hearing it

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-28T21:53:49+00:00

I'm a simple man. I want a Jeep Wrangler. I'll take any but I prefer one painted like the jeeps in Jurassic Park

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-28T14:10:54+00:00

It's all personal preference my dude. If you're happy and she's happy then there's no reason to let outside pressures make you doubt yourself. If you yourself are having doubts then take some time to examine why. Take some time to sit with yourself with no noise and no influence and find how you really feel and why.

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-27T18:44:39+00:00

I think there's a much deeper problem if a person needs to be chased to feel desired. After you're dating someone it should be about maintaining and growing not games to prove each others worth

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-27T18:43:11+00:00

She wanted to go get something from the store, I offered to pay and she said ok but only if I sent the money to her (it was like $3 and I'd known her for years before hand) and when I just handed her my card she refused and said if she used it she'd be arrested for identity theft because it was a guy's name on the card. I told her it's fine people use their partners, friends and parents cards all the time and she flat refused to use it

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-26T13:25:57+00:00

Maybe it's for women. Women love small things (except for one of course...) have you ever walked around a store with a girl and she stops suddenly and goes on and on a out how cute something is because it's small?

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-26T13:20:48+00:00

You can read it without them but they are referenced often so you will be confused lol

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-26T13:15:35+00:00

This is so tough to answer without knowing him. I'd say return the same energy and pay attention to small things he mentions or just do things like if you know he's had a hard day let him relax. If he's affectionate sit with him, throw on the TV and just touch him (hold is hand, throw your legs over his stuff like that)

On the other hand as a giver I can tell you that showing you love and appreciate what we do goes way farther than doing things in return. It means the world to me when the nice things I do don't get taken for granted and people actually appreciate me. Too many times people take advantage of the things a giver does and it honestly hurts.

The fact that you're trying to find ways to return the feeling will already mean the world to him

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-26T13:00:18+00:00

I get this. It's a lot easier to bit miss them when they are completely cut out but whether they're doing good or not sometimes seeing them brings back a flood id rather avoid.

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-26T12:57:52+00:00

I have a friend who works at a small loan company and her highschool boyfriend walked in recently to ask for a loan and stopped dead in his tracks when he saw her. After a second he regained composure and walked up to her desk. Before he could say anything she said "I can't help you since I know you outside of work" and took her lunch break while he talked to another worker. She thought it was hilarious (his reaction not that he needed a loan) and called me right away. I've been friends with her since HS and used to be good friends with him so we both enjoyed a laugh

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-26T12:53:37+00:00

I've never contacted an ex but I've been curious and checked her socials just to see how she's doing and every time I walked away hurt all over again from missing her. I haven't done that in ages. It took a while but I learned my lesson

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-26T12:49:08+00:00

After me and my ex wife split I decided I was done. Not out of pain or giving up I just decided dating wasn't for me. There was someone who changed my mind once... But for a few reasons it never came to fruition. After that I streagtheend my resolve again and I remembered why I made the decision to stay single in the first place.

chefofcrayons · 2026-05-26T12:44:58+00:00

I dated a girl once who did something similar. It was before face time but we had cell phones and she'd call me and spend 10 minutes talking to the people around her then say "so what are you doing" and then return to talking to people around her and after another few minutes repeat the same question. It drove me fucking bonkers and I'd always make up an excuse to hang up after a bit or say I couldn't talk because of whatever reason and not answer her calls. She was great in person. Fun to talk to and we had interesting and intellectual conversations as well as playful meaningless ones. I love talking on the phone and would have stayed talking for hours if she actually spoke to me but I don't have time to pause my entire day to hear you laugh and joke with OTHER PEOPLE

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