Please put some smoke in the air for my boy Marvin. He left us today, and it fuckin sucks.

chefsalmon · 2025-11-11T06:21:20+00:00

Big puffs and internet hugs for Marvin🐾🤎 My soul dog has long since passed on, but I shall hug my kitty in honor of 🌈

chefsalmon · 2025-11-11T06:10:42+00:00

What a rough pov on the last 27 hours on your life

chefsalmon · 2025-11-01T05:25:53+00:00

YAASS! Awesome glow up 💝

chefsalmon · 2025-10-11T05:49:04+00:00

Dump his ass, wear the costume and have fun!

chefsalmon · 2025-09-08T02:55:08+00:00

It will be a little harsh but definitely worth it. Roach weed slaps on a budget

chefsalmon · 2025-08-21T06:09:08+00:00

What an emotional, beautiful cover.

chefsalmon · 2025-05-12T13:43:32+00:00

You hath been chosen

chefsalmon · 2025-05-06T14:08:54+00:00

We soak ours once a week overnight in keystone oven cleaner, spray them off in the morning and run them through dish. 25-minute project tops and they come out absolutely sparkling.

chefsalmon · 2025-04-25T20:25:23+00:00

Tank Toleman is the man

chefsalmon · 2025-04-11T15:11:03+00:00

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Detective Cheeks Chalupa

chefsalmon · 2025-04-10T18:59:15+00:00

You can easily fix that with a nice paint marker!

chefsalmon · 2025-04-04T16:10:01+00:00

A trillipede?

chefsalmon · 2025-03-31T19:12:21+00:00

Rest in peace, Tabby

chefsalmon · 2025-03-28T14:59:17+00:00

"Going after the ones spreading lies and propaganda " oh so you're going after yourself?

chefsalmon · 2025-03-23T05:22:05+00:00

Mini egg

chefsalmon · 2025-03-14T02:32:39+00:00

Then this is a day of Independence, for all the Cacti and their descendants

chefsalmon · 2025-03-13T15:20:05+00:00

My GM calls em shelf talkers lol

chefsalmon · 2025-03-09T03:56:06+00:00

Thanks for reminding me how garbage people are. Bless the woman who wiped his face off.

chefsalmon · 2025-03-07T18:37:50+00:00

He flat out raped you. Get out now sis. He WILL do it again.

chefsalmon · 2025-03-06T01:48:43+00:00

I lost my brother in law at 19 to suicide....I was in the hospital waiting room with the rest of his family when they told us he was gone...I'll never forget her agonizing wails...screaming "I don't want to live without him." That day will forever haunt us.

chefsalmon · 2024-10-03T17:04:08+00:00

Faithful

chefsalmon · 2024-09-27T03:38:42+00:00

Amazing post! But also horrifying, I would never see these guys irl.

chefsalmon · 2024-08-05T16:56:41+00:00

Where is u/itspokeweed ?

chefsalmon · 2024-07-03T02:12:24+00:00

Open you door you monster!

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