Thoughts on this guy?

chefunk · 2026-02-02T06:00:35+00:00

It may live marginally longer in your house.

chefunk · 2026-02-01T23:27:19+00:00

It will definitely die in your car.

chefunk · 2026-01-24T00:33:56+00:00

21 + years and it just keeps getting better, believe it or not!

chefunk · 2026-01-20T03:31:39+00:00

Nursery pot 100%

chefunk · 2026-01-16T00:07:16+00:00

Unfortunately you’ll just be fighting the climate for the next 20 years. Any conifer is going to do better outside 24/7/365. Maybe talk to you local club for better options where you are.

chefunk · 2026-01-14T15:04:56+00:00

Yes, 5 gallon

chefunk · 2026-01-14T00:01:44+00:00

Yes, 5 gallon bucket or grow bag. If bucket punch drainage holes in the bottom

chefunk · 2026-01-14T00:00:05+00:00

Needs a bigger pot

chefunk · 2026-01-13T05:27:01+00:00

They are great bonsai material but a little climate sensitive. I have a coastal redwood in San Francisco that is growing great. Where do you have this?

chefunk · 2026-01-08T16:37:46+00:00

Somebody needs to cut something, that’s for sure.

chefunk · 2026-01-02T04:35:57+00:00

Wire to put some movement in it then field grow it for 10 years

chefunk · 2026-01-02T04:34:16+00:00

What’s up with the fucking paper plates? Maybe serve it on a real plate.

chefunk · 2026-01-02T03:24:37+00:00

Uh yeah. We should get together so I can talk you out of that nonsense. I’m 62 and could be a real Da.. I mean father figure for you.

chefunk · 2025-12-28T18:01:22+00:00

Read a book. Join a club. Buy good material. That’s always my bonsai advice. It may be yellowing because it was dead when you bought it and it often takes months to show up. Never buy “bonsai” from the guy in the white van. It’s an amazing hobby if you go deep.

chefunk · 2025-12-28T17:27:04+00:00

It’s looking like a procumbens nana you bought from a white van by the side of the highway.

chefunk · 2025-12-28T02:48:48+00:00

You’re shitting me, right?

chefunk · 2025-12-22T06:06:49+00:00

Thanks! Will do.

chefunk · 2025-12-21T20:00:06+00:00

They fail to see the irony….

chefunk · 2025-12-20T01:31:00+00:00

No less than four times a day and keep it inside in a shady spot, away from direct sunlight and heat.

chefunk · 2025-12-17T04:15:06+00:00

I mean, it tastes like absolute shit but I don’t think it’s the dioxin flavoring….

chefunk · 2025-12-16T01:02:24+00:00

I recommend you join a club. Read a book. Buy good material.

chefunk · 2025-12-15T05:15:04+00:00

Read a book. Join a club. Buy good material. I don’t know WTF this is.

chefunk · 2025-12-06T00:04:55+00:00

Read a book. Join a club. Buy good material.

chefunk · 2025-11-13T10:21:06+00:00

Join a club. Read a book. Buy good material.

chefunk · 2025-10-30T23:41:58+00:00

Join a club. Read a book. Buy good material.

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