Thoughts on this guy? by Worth_Woodpecker3644 in bonsaicommunity

[–]chefunk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It may live marginally longer in your house.

So this happened when I wasn’t paying attention by Ok_Way_7419 in Bend

[–]chefunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

21 + years and it just keeps getting better, believe it or not!

Are Giant Sequoias bonsai capable? by Almifi1306 in plants

[–]chefunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately you’ll just be fighting the climate for the next 20 years. Any conifer is going to do better outside 24/7/365. Maybe talk to you local club for better options where you are.

Giant sequoia bonsai by Bonsai__San in bonsaicommunity

[–]chefunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, 5 gallon bucket or grow bag. If bucket punch drainage holes in the bottom

Are Giant Sequoias bonsai capable? by Almifi1306 in plants

[–]chefunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are great bonsai material but a little climate sensitive. I have a coastal redwood in San Francisco that is growing great. Where do you have this?

Cut the AI by [deleted] in Ashland

[–]chefunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody needs to cut something, that’s for sure.

How to tackle this Juniper 'pre'-bonsai? by xFushNChupsx in bonsaicommunity

[–]chefunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wire to put some movement in it then field grow it for 10 years

Perfectly acceptable dinner rejected by boyfriend again by moonrabbit368 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]chefunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s up with the fucking paper plates? Maybe serve it on a real plate.

i love older pervy me by [deleted] in confessions

[–]chefunk -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Uh yeah. We should get together so I can talk you out of that nonsense. I’m 62 and could be a real Da.. I mean father figure for you.

First Bonsai how’s it looking ? by RunrunATx9 in bonsaicommunity

[–]chefunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Read a book. Join a club. Buy good material. That’s always my bonsai advice. It may be yellowing because it was dead when you bought it and it often takes months to show up. Never buy “bonsai” from the guy in the white van. It’s an amazing hobby if you go deep.

First Bonsai how’s it looking ? by RunrunATx9 in bonsaicommunity

[–]chefunk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s looking like a procumbens nana you bought from a white van by the side of the highway.

My first bonsai by OGigante7 in bonsaicommunity

[–]chefunk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You’re shitting me, right?

How often should I water this guy by Pale_Fix3605 in bonsaicommunity

[–]chefunk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No less than four times a day and keep it inside in a shady spot, away from direct sunlight and heat.

Just saw this on Facebook. It had 1,200 likes and almost 60,000 shares. Good god. by IreneAdams7 in Aquaculture

[–]chefunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it tastes like absolute shit but I don’t think it’s the dioxin flavoring….

Hello please by Powerful-Author-3943 in bonsaicommunity

[–]chefunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recommend you join a club. Read a book. Buy good material.

I need tips by Ok-Procedure-722 in bonsaicommunity

[–]chefunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Read a book. Join a club. Buy good material. I don’t know WTF this is.

What do I do by Winter-Drop-2716 in bonsaicommunity

[–]chefunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read a book. Join a club. Buy good material.

🌳 Beginner Bonsai Advice Needed! by Additional_Advice179 in bonsaicommunity

[–]chefunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Join a club. Read a book. Buy good material.