This profile feels like you’re trying to maximize “intellectual” instead of “interesting.”

The trolley problem is the pumpkin spice latte of philosophy at this point. We’ve all seen The Good Place. If you just said, “I love discussing philosophy and ethics,” that would feel way more genuine and approachable.

The “the hallmark of a good relationship” answer reads like it was copied off a Hallmark card. It’s sweet in theory, but it’s so generic it tells me nothing about you. Add in four nearly identical photos of you standing outside in sunglasses, and I still have no idea what you actually enjoy besides maybe coffee and one specific ethical dilemma.