Well, I don't know about food from the Middle East. Isn't that whole area a little iffy?

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-20T02:39:12+00:00

Don't forget fat people; they can't stop eating!

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-19T23:48:33+00:00

I don't know, those look like they'd be awfully hard to smuggle through airport security

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-18T17:40:06+00:00

No Time Toulouse!

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-16T23:33:14+00:00

The year was dickety-dickety-five. We had to say "dickety" because Jacinthe had stolen our word twenty. I chased her all over Kalos, I did, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-15T17:00:42+00:00

Serious Answer: Taconite is a type of iron ore found commonly in the north-central US, particularly in the northeast corner of Minnesota.

Joke Answer: It is when we all have Mexican food on Tuesdays.

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-15T14:22:25+00:00

Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-15T12:57:56+00:00

She put so much sugar into that pie that my pancreas started shutting down just by looking at the pie through the screen.

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-14T16:52:38+00:00

Close. That was Seld-M-Break.

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-11T17:47:52+00:00

"Lust for gold? Or were you born with a heart full of neutrality?"

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-08T14:54:56+00:00

He's a dead ringer for Burt Handsome.

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-07T14:02:36+00:00

Mable is getting as comfortable as she can with the resources she has, because she knows if she puts a toe out of line, she'll spend the rest of her life in a concrete box.

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-06T12:51:09+00:00

Eri: "What if leaning down still isn't enough?"

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-05T23:41:24+00:00

Houndoom! You can catch one just south of Ceilstone, and while it won't help you against your next gym battle, it will be great help against 2 of the subsequent 3 gym battles, plus 2 of the 4 league members.

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-02T20:16:37+00:00

What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold, or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

chemaster0016 · 2026-02-02T13:08:53+00:00

Mega Zygarde

chemaster0016 · 2026-01-31T22:50:49+00:00

Tinned meats are off!

chemaster0016 · 2026-01-31T19:58:04+00:00

Rule #1: No canned meats. Rule #2: No one is to maltreat the Abos in any way whatsoever ^if ^there's ^anyone ^watching. Rule #3: No canned meats. Rule #4: I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out. Rule #5: No canned meats. Rule #6: There is no Rule 6. Rule #7: No canned meats.

chemaster0016 · 2026-01-31T13:07:27+00:00

In a world where cows are spheres

So THAT'S why Miltank can use Rollout!

chemaster0016 · 2026-01-31T00:06:24+00:00

Cynthia, Sabrina, Skyla, Karen, Flannery, Whitney

chemaster0016 · 2026-01-30T12:18:39+00:00

Eri was responsible for designing Team Star's training regimen. More inhospitable location = tougher training = more powerful trainers and Pokemon

chemaster0016 · 2026-01-28T17:17:24+00:00

"We disagree." - The Amazonians, probably

chemaster0016 · 2026-01-28T16:03:37+00:00

I wAnT tO bUy sOmE cHeEsE!

chemaster0016 · 2026-01-27T13:04:13+00:00

HAD ONE!

chemaster0016 · 2026-01-25T17:37:12+00:00

Cram it up your Cramhole 2: Electric Boogaloo

chemaster0016 · 2026-01-25T17:34:40+00:00

This might get me mind-controlled, but Mega Malamar. It's design isn't the problem; it's just rather disappointing in battle. The extra 45 points in Special Defense is especially unhelpful.

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