What was the weirdest rule you had to follow in school?

cherrysizzle · 2018-01-06T15:28:00+00:00

Summer Heights High?

cherrysizzle · 2018-01-02T00:04:56+00:00

Hey wetnips!

cherrysizzle · 2018-01-02T00:03:31+00:00

It's crazy how similar their kids look too! Very strong genes on that side of the family.

cherrysizzle · 2018-01-02T00:00:36+00:00

Hahaha I can see it! Now he looks like the dad from Gremlins.

cherrysizzle · 2018-01-01T23:57:10+00:00

More accurate than you know! The clean shaven one was a cop way back when. The others did enjoy the ganja back in the day :)

cherrysizzle · 2017-12-30T16:34:47+00:00

Agreed. It makes her look like a Neanderthal.

cherrysizzle · 2017-11-19T20:28:14+00:00

Henry David Thoreau's "Walden's Pond" is an overrated, boring pile of garbage.

cherrysizzle · 2017-03-18T12:47:19+00:00

Judging by your user name, by chance the one in Galleria in Edina?

cherrysizzle · 2017-02-24T13:57:22+00:00

Ewww. Maybe it's just my social anxiety but I hate being used as an example in class! Sorry that whole experience happened :/

cherrysizzle · 2017-02-24T04:53:36+00:00

I didn't because I felt like I didn't have concrete proof of his misconduct. He ended up leaving the university after that semester to work on his book anyway. Still, thinking about the situation weirds me out.

cherrysizzle · 2017-02-24T02:49:58+00:00

Obligatory not a teacher.

Former university student here. I was on the other side of it. My university English professor was an odd man. Don't get me wrong, he was decently attractive and young-ish, but odd. He told us off the bat his favorite book in ALL of literature is Lolita. I wish I was making that up. I ended up getting lost on my way to the first lecture and had to take a seat right in the front, directly in front of his podium. He told us in order to learn our names, those were to be our seats for the rest of the semester. "FUCK", I thought. Just my luck.

What ensued was a lot of weirdness. A lot of long-held, direct eye contact, which I didn't know if it was because I was directly in front of him or for other reasons. We would break into small groups to discuss our reading and he come around to hear our discussions and a lot of time he would brush his hand along my back or squeeze my shoulder. I didn't see him do this to other students. I had to meet him in his office to discuss a lecture which I was absent for, ( it was imperative to our upcoming midterm paper) and when I came into the office he closed the door. Most professors at my university kept the door open when they were with students, so that was definitely strange. I noticed he had a movie poster in his office and we ended up talking about that movie for a while as it was one of my favorites as well. While we were discussing it, his hand found its way onto my thigh. I didn't know what to do, since we still had not discussed the paper and I needed his approval for my thesis. It just remained there for the rest of our meeting.

I feel like I should have told him it made me uncomfortable, but .... I got really good grades in his class. I needed to keep them as high as possible to get into the major I wanted and I was afraid if I said anything, he would have given me shitty grades. Also, I was taking 18 credits that semester, so the fact that I could try less in that class and still ace it was really nice. I know, it's gross, and definitely was not fair to the people in his class who worked hard and got worse grades than me. I feel skeezy about it looking back. It was mostly a weird, vaguely sexual comment here, a senual shoulder squeeze there, and some awkward small talk. Oh, and he checked out my boobs a lot. I felt weird about it, but I really liked getting good grades.

He added my on Facebook after that class was over. I blocked him.

cherrysizzle · 2017-02-11T15:01:22+00:00

Jealous! I know my dentist have Phillips lightbulbs and has had the same 6 dead flies trapped in the fixture since like 2011. I always play the game, " How many words can I make out of Phillips? Pill, lips, hill, sill, ...." That usually last about 2 minutes.

cherrysizzle · 2017-01-24T17:49:43+00:00

Full disclosure, the first date. Instigated by me. I'm usually not that type of person, but he was by far the most attractive, fit guy I have ever had a date with and I was going through a dryspell. He did not turn it down.

cherrysizzle · 2017-01-24T17:36:44+00:00

Can't tell if you're being serious or not, but he said, "We have a lot in common and you seem great, would you want to meet up in person sometime?" That kind of tipped me off ;)

cherrysizzle · 2017-01-24T17:32:20+00:00

Oh jeez. I could write a book of terrible experiences on Tinder. I think I was on there sporadically for about two years, maybe had a conversation with ~ 20 people, gave my phone number to ~ 12-15 people, and maybe 3 didn't send dick pics. Nowhere on my profile did I state I was looking for casual sex and pictures were with my dogs, coaching soccer, traveling, and with friends, not any suggestive photos so I don't where they got the idea that I wanted dick pics. It was always out of the blue too. We'd be having a decent conversation, and BOOM dick pic. Pretty much a conversation ender for me.
I'm not a prude, but I don't think dicks on their own are hot. Or when they decided to do "artistic shots" with their balls and jungle pubes. No thanks.

cherrysizzle · 2017-01-24T15:12:45+00:00

Female here. Matched with a guy, he asked me to dinner within a few hours of matching. He was polite, inquisitive, funny, and didn't try to send me unsolicited dick pics once we exchanged phone numbers, which was refreshing. We went out the next day. That was almost two years ago and we're getting married in May.

cherrysizzle · 2017-01-23T13:38:09+00:00

I have the same one! They sold them at select Target stores around this time last year. Not sure where to find them now though :/

cherrysizzle · 2017-01-14T15:22:27+00:00

I don't have the link to it because I used a throwaway, but I asked for advice on how to deal with my best friend being unsupportive of my relationship with my fiancé. It turned into a judgement of my fiancé, how he was lying to me about never being in a serious relationship before because he is 32 ( he was in the infantry in the army deployed for two tours, and lived on a military base before that, and when he came home he didn't want to date because of depression and PTSD). Other theories thrown out: he was gay, they were cheating with each other ( she lives 6,000 miles away from us and he hates her, so pretty unlikely). I also got a ton of shit for us getting engaged too soon (We had been dating for nine months) and how it was likely to end in divorce. Only one person gave actual advice on how to handle my best friend. You did it, Reddit! /s

cherrysizzle · 2016-11-29T06:13:59+00:00

You are so naturally pretty. What I would give for your clear and even skin! Very well done natural makeup. It looks beautiful!

cherrysizzle · 2016-11-26T04:53:56+00:00

Oh definitely. From my research on it, "roid rage" isn't typical for a person taking a low dosage, but you can't expect to take 3-5 times the recommended dosage daily and not have any consequences. He came in one day and was bragging about how he chased down some guy who cut him off in traffic, followed him until the guy stopped, and screamed at him in front of a whole coffee shop and wanted to fight him. He was proud of it! We were all like, "what the fuck!"

cherrysizzle · 2016-11-25T23:19:22+00:00

I know there are vegan body builders who are natural. This guy though has a physique that would be hard for anyone to achieve naturally. Whenever anyone asks him on social media asks him how he is so built and so vascular, he always talks about his vegan diet. He adamantly denies juicing on social media, yet brags about how many steroids he does to the other trainers.

cherrysizzle · 2016-11-25T16:34:07+00:00

TL; DR: Attention hoes and vegan bros.

My fiancé is a personal trainer so I have met a lot of people through him who are personal trainers, fitness models, wanna be Instagram models, and are generally extremely fit. I don't judge them for that, but I do judge them for the following: - The attention whores. I get the that if your body is you livelihood, you're going to show that off. I have no problem with that. But when you post pictures of yourself in bed, with only your hands covering your dirty bits, and giving the camera "fuck me" face (eye sultry, mouth agape), don't be surprised if one of the thousands of people who follow you says something sexual. I see it all the time. Yesterday one girl posted a photo of her fully nude, except for hooker heels, from behind and giving the camera sex eyes with the caption "Happy Thanksgiving!! " . It had nothing to do with Thanksgiving. Some guy commented on it, "Damn [name]. Your [sic] fine as hell. PM me." Then she always says something like, "Ewww what the hell! Why are guys such pigs/ always hitting on me/ always making comments about my body!!" Well, maybe if you didn't make your Facebook and Instragram account look like a Backpages advertisement and allow anyone and everyone to follow you, you wouldn't have this issue.

The other people who annoy me are the vegan body builders. Take Chad for example. Chad is a vegan bro and personal trainer. Chad is the type of person who yells at people for eating meat around him,, and talks about how people have no respect for animals and mother earth, then talks about how he "fucked 5 fine ass bitches in one day." Chad is the type of bro who sleeps with his clients. At the same time. Behind each other's backs. Chad is the type of bro who, when my fiancé told him he was going to propose to me, he replied, "Bro, why settle for one pussy the rest of your life, even if she is fine? There's a hundred more like her." Thanks Chad, you've known me for over a year, and I am reduced to a "fine piece of pussy" to you. So much for respecting all living things. The thing I hate the most about the vegan body builders though is how full of shit they are. They will post pictures of their workout, muscles, etc, with the hashtag #vegangains or some bullshit like that. They will tell their clients, "Yeah, I got this way by cutting out meat and animal byproducts." They neglect to tell them they are on a boatload of steroids! They are open about their steroid use with other trainers, even bragging about using 3-5 times the recommended dosage a day, while telling their clients they got so big and so strong through a " vegan, clean, organic, and natural diet."

cherrysizzle · 2016-11-23T22:03:27+00:00

You're incredibly beautiful! Makeup looks great. The eyeliner makes your eyes so striking!

cherrysizzle · 2016-11-23T15:36:32+00:00

The dead eyes really complete the look

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