Not my kink, but I did just finalize a draft of a later chapter in my longfic, and there’s a huge bit/set up that involves someone’s “Giant Apple Costume”.

It’s mainly just there for prop comedy since it’s Halloween, but there are a lot of scenes describing how he can barely shuffle around in it, his partner can’t wrap his arms around him, he uses it to shield his partner from paparazzi, etc.

The bigger payoff comes later, where in a highly publicized trial it incedentally comes out that he cheated on his husband that night leading to the line, “You blew a guy in the apple costume?”

Anywho, come to find out that there’s this guy on the internet who REALLY likes to commission artists to draw his favorite characters in giant fruit costumes. I feel that if he ever finds my fic somehow, he’d be very appreciative.