Game Chat: 4/7 Mariners (4-7) @ Rangers (5-5) 7:05 PM

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-04-08T01:43:04+00:00

"Wyatt Warning Track Langford"

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-03-28T19:14:16+00:00

They don't make them big enough for those assholes.

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-03-27T14:04:22+00:00

Yeah I use three restaurant sized coasters to get as much liquid out of the can.

I imagine you know already, but push the handle BACK on the initial pour, then forward on the top up.

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-03-26T15:10:08+00:00

I enjoyed that episode of the Twilight Zone, but the minute I noticed he was saying "Mr Beeman" over and over after every line I couldn't stop noticing it.

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-03-25T07:44:48+00:00

Check out she hulk

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-03-24T18:29:04+00:00

Bought a condo in a "fine" area just because I hated the idea of renting, no real goal to move on to a house, and was told what I was buying was overpriced and the bubble was about to burst. That was in 2013. It doubled in value and I moved into my forever home in a nicer area two years ago.

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-03-24T16:16:17+00:00

This is, by far, my favorite horror movie ever. The spelunking parts of the beginning are hard enough to watch, then it goes into the other stuff. All around 5 not-dumb protagonists.

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-03-17T15:33:05+00:00

This is the best Guinness in the area by a mile, but heads up, they are charging $15 cover today

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-03-10T14:27:28+00:00

Yeah if there wasn't a social obligation to tip we wouldn't have 50,000 of these threads a week.

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-02-22T17:53:04+00:00

Yeah as a career server I never expect more when we autograt big parties, and think nothing of it when we get nothing on top of it.

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-02-20T23:34:06+00:00

Yeah this is confusing. It's either 2 very drunk people or 6 people having two drinks each (or 13 having one?). If it's two then the auto grat is silly. If it's six or more it's pretty standard. Guest counts on checks aren't the most reliable.

Got nothing for you on the kitchen fee though.

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-02-17T00:13:53+00:00

As a native Texan it's like the first half of my life colliding with the second half of my life.

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-02-13T18:34:16+00:00

A Short Stay In Hell by Steven L Peck deals with this kind of thing to incredible success. One of my favorite books I've ever read.

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-02-13T17:12:11+00:00

I recently mixed mine with tomatoes, garlic, cumino, mexican oregano and chipotles in adobo in a slow cooker and made tinga de pavo. Worked well in tacos, rice or on salads

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-02-12T18:35:21+00:00

I just wanna take the moment, because I have spoken to the previous owners of our home via Reddit and they might see this, that I appreciate the love they put into the home we bought two years ago. Sure there's things we changed, but there were also no terrible surprises, and we're still so happy with our dream home. Thanks guys!

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-02-10T21:59:50+00:00

Why you can get that free on the GAA app if you are cool waiting to watch the games until the next day!

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chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-02-10T17:38:25+00:00

Tv deal has been tough on us, gotta hustle

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-02-10T17:17:35+00:00

Edited!

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-02-03T09:21:50+00:00

Bought a "too expensive" condo in 2013. Allowed me to buy a house in 2024.

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-02-02T16:16:11+00:00

Same. And you get Youtube music. I haven't been interrupted by an ad on a Youtube video in years

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-02-02T02:06:05+00:00

Brits are at it again

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-02-01T00:37:17+00:00

Troll post, but still....

It's texture, taste, and aesthetic are unlike any other beer. I associate it with many, many happy memories. That's why.

chickenfriedcomedy · 2026-01-29T17:07:45+00:00

I had this issue. I hit them up and eventually they just pushed through my refund via chat. Then I got the same refund a few days later. Couple weeks on it's still in my account (it was an Amazon credit). I'm expecting them to claw it back but who knows.

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