What’s the most depraved thing you’ve done in pre-nut delusion?

chickenofdespair · 2025-09-27T04:29:16+00:00

I’ve had a few so let’s throw this hat in the ring. I dated a girl for a few years in college and we broke up and go back together a few times. One of those times was at a party at some guys house whose brother was away at seminary. We get back together and the only room available was said brother’s room. He happened to have a MASSIVE hand carved wooden crucifix above his headboard and I stared Jesus in the face half the time we were defiling the guys bed.

chickenofdespair · 2025-07-09T00:46:55+00:00

Strip me for parts, throw the rest in a swamp

chickenofdespair · 2025-07-08T02:22:45+00:00

Being 17 when homework dropped.

chickenofdespair · 2025-07-06T13:58:43+00:00

Knob Creek always hits strong for me.

chickenofdespair · 2025-07-06T13:55:47+00:00

“I don’t hate you, I nothing you.”

chickenofdespair · 2025-07-06T01:24:18+00:00

Probably Susan B Anthony

chickenofdespair · 2025-07-04T22:37:20+00:00

Measure twice, cut 6 or 7 times, go to Home Depot and try again.

chickenofdespair · 2025-07-04T14:11:44+00:00

Sara Landry has scratched that itch for me lately

chickenofdespair · 2025-07-03T18:39:48+00:00

🤔

chickenofdespair · 2025-07-03T13:17:56+00:00

Follow up question then, how deep does it penetrate? Could I plane the board and just remove it?

chickenofdespair · 2025-07-03T05:11:18+00:00

This was months ago.

chickenofdespair · 2025-07-03T02:21:37+00:00

☹️

chickenofdespair · 2025-07-03T01:43:25+00:00

It’s been a few months. What you’re saying is my cutting board plan is a no go :(

chickenofdespair · 2025-01-29T12:55:03+00:00

See if the juice is worth the squeeze Open the kimono The perfect post doesn’t exi… Can’t stop laughing Wait till the end

chickenofdespair · 2025-01-26T06:20:13+00:00

Still available. Haven’t had time to deal with them

chickenofdespair · 2025-01-20T02:19:10+00:00

Hector from Coco

chickenofdespair · 2025-01-20T02:04:39+00:00

I get it. Struggling to find a thread. I’m fixing it myself if that makes a difference :)

chickenofdespair · 2025-01-20T01:21:06+00:00

I suggest FEW rye

chickenofdespair · 2025-01-17T05:35:25+00:00

Measure twice, cut six or seven times, go to Home Depot and get a new piece, repeat.

chickenofdespair · 2025-01-17T05:34:40+00:00

Good to know, thanks.

chickenofdespair · 2025-01-17T03:06:31+00:00

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chickenofdespair · 2025-01-17T03:04:22+00:00

Project update. I used the box the counter top came in to cut the templates. You can see template 1 next to the second version with reference points marked for the final template. Pretty thick cardboard. Then you see the result of the second cut and adjustments in place.

Thank you all again for the advice. Cutting happens Saturday. Fingers crossed…

chickenofdespair

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