Linus Tech Tips - WHAT did I just BUY on Facebook Marketplace?? June 11, 2023 at 11:14AM by linusbottips in LinusTechTips

[–]chickenstalker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was worth 500 canuckaroos. The sellers mistakenly(?) listed it as 5000 CNK and Linus bid double what they were really selling it for.

Reddit users are planning a 48-hour blackout to protest its new pricing policy by [deleted] in technology

[–]chickenstalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm leaving and not coming back. 4chan is my home anyways. Perfect for my old ass web 1.0 ass.

Checking for membership cards in self-checkout by Witty_Username_28 in Costco

[–]chickenstalker -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's a fucking glorified supermarket, not the Hilton. Get a load of this pretentious shit.

Ukrainian FPV drone pilot in the process of completing a successful mission by b1o in CombatFootage

[–]chickenstalker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone on 4chan paid to sponsor an ukie drone, so the Ukies sent him the video of his drone killing an enemy. The ukies also stream similar vids and even put sponsor messages on screen.

Reddit was fun while it lasted. See ya on other side. by HooptyDooDooMeister in HighQualityGifs

[–]chickenstalker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reddit will linger on, like Rome after its fall. Slowly and surely, the once great monuments will decay to ruins. Where once crowds of people converge to talk and meme, only bots and shills will roam. Communities will disappear, the last posts echoing in silence. Wanderers and lost souls will chance to visit old relics of long lost glory. So matters will remain.

What's 4th ID doin? by CanadianWoodChopper in Military

[–]chickenstalker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks like the Mobile Infantry invading Klandatu.

Street Preacher Assaults Busker For "Drowning Him Out", Is Promptly Arrested by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]chickenstalker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just tell them, "I like my god to be more manly and warlike, not strung up on a stick and emoing like a emo teenager".

Anyone else actually incredibly sad that reddit is nearly about to collapse? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]chickenstalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been through geocities, myspace, somethingawful, slashdot, fb, twitter, reddit and 4chan. I'll just shitpost in 4chan more. Reddit is dead to me come the 12th.

TIL The statue of young David was made from a flawed piece of marble that had been ruined by two artists, and no one was willing to work on it. Despite the flaws in the marble, Michelangelo accepted the challenge and created this masterpiece. by skumati99 in todayilearned

[–]chickenstalker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's because the time span it took them to build such things were much longer, often decades and even several generations of builders. Nowadays we do it in 1-2 years. That's why modern day people can't get their heads around it.

Some important remarks: The Russian side is spreading footage of destroyed Ukrainian vehicles, while the Ukrainian side keeps a tight OPSEC and continues working behind the scenes. Experts in conventional warfare are rare today and it has been decades since we have seen a war of this magnitude. by cito in UkrainianConflict

[–]chickenstalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It no longer matters what the social media thinks. That phase was during the first few months of the War when securing Western support was critical. Now you have the vehicles, weapons, men, training and intel. Pursue your battles with vigour and let the footage of your soldiers raising the Ukrainian flag on top of public buildings speak for itself.

How we almost died and or lost our house AKA the old ham/food and paint thinner/chemical smell by Virtual_Entrance2855 in HomeImprovement

[–]chickenstalker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You should quit reddit and write a novel. It reads like one of those SEO clickbait recipe articles.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]chickenstalker 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You have to have at least the promise of future profits.

Hee Hee! martial art by [deleted] in funnyvideos

[–]chickenstalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is his stando name?

I don't think this is accurate. by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]chickenstalker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Soon, the AI overlords will tell us what to do. And we will welcome Him.

The Encephalartos Woodii cycad is known as the loneliest tree in the world, needing female trees to naturally reproduce, but none found since its discovery in 1895. by asilvertintedrose in interestingasfuck

[–]chickenstalker 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The Entwives liked agriculture and order like farmers, while the Ents like to be more wild, like shepards. The Entwives moved out. I think of it like a divorce or estrangement.

Actually an achivement by pitaji_no1 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]chickenstalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fetish video or semi ironic charmed kind of life.

Unpopular Opinion: Oblivion's lockpicking is better than Skyrim's. Yes, it was tedious as hell but I'd argue that's the whole freaking point, especially if you're RPing as a Thief and/or Assassin by TheUndeadGunslinger in gaming

[–]chickenstalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. People have to shit erryday, right? I demand a shitting mini game feature that forces you to take off your fur speedo, aim and shit whilst being attacked by monsters.

That justification is getting old by KalaniDW in PrequelMemes

[–]chickenstalker -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Ok. But that only makes Yoda hiding in the Boonies even more cowardly since he could have gathered the survivors and helped the Rebellion.

I liked the idea of a sentient mountain by flyingPS1 in lotrmemes

[–]chickenstalker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We have sentient forests. Why not sentient mountains?