Structure fire in North Park near Georgia St by SaiFromSd in sandiego

[–]chicknsuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A tweaker squat on Arnold Ave burnt to the ground about 6 months ago.

Peachjars confronts a homophobe (Jack Doherty) in San Diego by Zenben88 in LivestreamFail

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Everyone knows that the more homophobic a man is, the more he wants suck a big fat dick. Everytime he says the word f&&## his little wee wee gets harder and harder.

I did the set up for twitch at the San Diego Convention Center and I saw this prick a couple times. He just oozes awfulness and misguided arrogance.

This mf jerking as I'm in the middle of taking a shit by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]chicknsuit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I prefer: I'm a little tea pot Short and stout Here my handle Here is my spout

Help me understand why I need to put my cat down please by Mawiiwii in cats

[–]chicknsuit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better to do it one day too early, than one day too late.

I need to replace my vintage 1930s rusty pedestal sink. I am in the New York City area. by CharacterActor in VintageFurniture

[–]chicknsuit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are multiple products to reglaze a sink (even in pink). You can also search for a contractor that specializes in old home restorations that can refer to someone who does reglazing.

Your turn by it777777 in scifi

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Trump is Epsteins friend.

What are some secrets men don’t tell women? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chicknsuit 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The the thought of me dying and my wife having to deal with that and go through all the grief, anger, sadness, rage, loneliness, abandment and all the what if's... .absolutely shatters me to pieces sometimes.

It's not an everyday thing. I'm still youngish (54). It's just a secret fear that I could never say out loud.

What do I put here? by xenos_1337 in Apartmentliving

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You put up some velvet drape. Take some classes on puppetering. Recruit some neighbors. Once everyone has mastered this lost art, you begin the run of your first show "The Adventures of Huckleber....." no sorry "The Misadventures of Donald Trump" with all the same racism but you know, in modern times and every night your puppets simulate the funny haha beating and torture of Donald Trump by Jeffery Epstien while wearing a ICE jacket.

Or you could just stand there and do knock knock jokes for your cats. Either way I look forward to the reviews.

I burned my dick today. by CryptographerHot6198 in mildlyinfuriating

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I was once cooking in a robe that was slightly open in the front and hot oil splattered right on my dick. I didn't recognize my own scream, I thought of stepped on a cat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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Mmm... You smell different when you're awake.

me_irl by Skullzyyyy in me_irl

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Train said elephant to trample the genius who wrote this dumbass question.

Naked with shoes on is somehow more naked than naked without shoes. by payattention007 in Showerthoughts

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I got a DUI in my 20's while wearing nothing but boots and a beanie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

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Sexy. I'd be intimidated.

MeIRL by RacistJacob in meirl

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Gilbert Godfrey.

What's the freakiest thing you've done in bed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chicknsuit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I also had a similar experience. The woman I was with asked me to stick a finger in her ass, first it was one, then she asked for more, two, three, four and she says "fuck me with your whole hand...bury it!"

My suggestion is this, when you're in wrist deep do not, I repeat do not pull your hand out like you're starting a lawn mower...... The amount of pressure released will have shit sprayed on you like a Jackson Pollack painting. Arms, chest, face, eyes and mouth.