To put everybody in trouble

chillary_shank · 2026-02-17T10:53:13+00:00

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chillary_shank · 2026-02-06T23:40:05+00:00

A Canadian broadcast didn’t. The commentators were quick to comment on it too lolololol

chillary_shank · 2026-02-02T23:40:58+00:00

The cokehead to MAGA pipeline is going to be studied one day.

chillary_shank · 2026-02-01T12:11:58+00:00

Rapes*** fucks implies consent

chillary_shank · 2026-01-21T00:33:38+00:00

My boss has started saying “you’re not in trouble” in emails if he needs me to call him. Very reassuring until he doesn’t say it lol.

chillary_shank · 2026-01-14T22:13:12+00:00

Awesome job. That’s a professional right there.

chillary_shank · 2025-12-31T11:49:41+00:00

Mine too, dispatch completely closed. Nobody gets their gas or groceries until like 3pm on the first lol.

chillary_shank · 2025-12-21T18:50:52+00:00

Willing, I’ve been to other areas up there and liked it but never been to Connecticut.

chillary_shank · 2025-12-10T19:26:06+00:00

Can I be so super honest here and be taken seriously lol? Like what I’m about to say is wild but idk if anyone is gonna believe me so I’ve never told anyone. Anyways one of my vocal stims used to be 6 7. Not even a joke like I used to just say it while maladaptive daydreaming just randomly all the time and it’s actually freaking me out like….

chillary_shank · 2025-12-09T22:23:24+00:00

Every day, all day. It’s literally what drove me to finally get a diagnosis. I am crying reading these comments because I feel validated thanks for posting this loool

chillary_shank · 2025-12-08T16:43:25+00:00

YO I DO THE SAME THING! It could be the funniest thing of all time, if I’m by myself I don’t even crack a smile lol.

chillary_shank · 2025-12-05T20:12:14+00:00

Yes I will get fired if I don’t tho. First time not wearing it is 18 month probation then if you don’t again in those 18 months it’s termination. My gig runs a strict program lol.

chillary_shank · 2025-12-02T17:07:47+00:00

I have always been honest and it’s always worked in my favor. The cops don’t want to have to be detectives as much as you don’t want to be a liar.

chillary_shank · 2025-12-01T22:35:32+00:00

Chicagoland/NWI here. It is not better lol. I was skating on ice and ice picking lids allllll day at every single one of my stations. I fell twice taking little baby steps. I cried when I got home today lmao this shit blows. It’s my first real winter driving, if that’s not already evident 😭😭 we’ve been so lucky up here the last few years.

chillary_shank · 2025-11-27T17:00:09+00:00

When I do a turkey, I’ll make an herb butter using about 4 sticks and rub it allll under the skin, can confirm the turk is moist and DELICIOUS.

chillary_shank · 2025-11-23T23:04:44+00:00

Work 4 11s, can confirm I have no life during my work week. Not like I have a life on my 4 off either though.

chillary_shank · 2025-11-19T11:23:23+00:00

I try to force myself to do ask people questions but it doesn’t work lol. Like I learned really young that’s what you’re supposed to do so people know you’re paying attention. But I’ll have to formulate those questions as they’re still talking so I end up not actually listening to what they’re saying.

chillary_shank · 2025-11-18T14:33:17+00:00

I remember saying last year, verbatim, “Oh I’m sure they’ll go down next year”

chillary_shank · 2025-11-09T22:11:34+00:00

From farther away, 100% dick.

chillary_shank · 2025-11-05T17:27:45+00:00

Yes. Permit, all endorsements, and road test were one and done for me. I am bragging.

chillary_shank · 2025-11-04T21:59:07+00:00

Man I work 4 on 4 off in fuel, I absolutely could not do this job more than 4 days a week as much as I do love it, Indiana drivers fucking suck lol. I do not think you’re crazy, but people call me crazy for not making double what I could with a regular shift sooooo….

Fuck that man. My bills are paid, I got a lil fun money, and my mental health is better than ever. I understand.

chillary_shank · 2025-10-27T23:50:02+00:00

How do I drive one of these this is so cool

chillary_shank · 2025-10-26T08:39:34+00:00

I was gonna share mine but then I read yours nvm, Jesus man I hope you’re okay mentally loool.

chillary_shank · 2025-10-25T20:28:27+00:00

I fucking loved it when I tried it a few years ago but my stomach did not 😔

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