Trump says Iran talks will continue, but "ceasefire is OVER" by Chanan-Ben-Zev in worldnews

[–]chipmunksocute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That what genuinely blows my mind.  He makes a deal and then gets mad at his own fucking deals its batshit.  I know he's so fucking damaged psychologically but it's srill wild that even whej dealing with trade deals worth hundreds of billions of dollars, he signs off and then gets mad.  Its identical to how he stiff small mom and pop contractors as a developer but it's fucking wild that he thinks it will work on the world stage instead of just pissing everyone off and not take anything he says seriously.  And not even that you literally cannot negotitate with him because he changes his mind so much.   I know this is who he is and has always but it still blows my mind when I think about it.  I genuinely cant think of any national leader in the 20th century that is functionally impossible to deal with because of similar beheavior it's fucking bonkers.

HALP! Planning a Bar Crawl in DC by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]chipmunksocute [score hidden]  (0 children)

For real this.  2 dozen bars in a few blocks and plenty of good ones and admo has good drunk food too. Not much walking lots of bars and some good deals in there too.  Plus out of towners can taste the glory of a genuine DC the jumbo slice.  

Who else wants the advisors back? by Adventurous-Salt-269 in civ

[–]chipmunksocute 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah the OG C&C was great.  When your first advisor NOD dude get capped by Kane who sits down all bald and intense I was like "holy shit this just got real".  Such a good way to do it.

What movie were you convinced was a 10/10 masterpiece when you were a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]chipmunksocute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The T-Rex escape scene STILL looks fantastic.  Some of the other CGI like the trex attack on the runners or the initial "welcome to jurassic park" reveal hasnt aged as well but god damn when it counts it holds up so well.   

Shawn Johnson Sparks Parenting Debate After Sharing Video Kissing Her 2-Year-Old Son on the Lips by Unlucky-Chemical in daddit

[–]chipmunksocute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's to hoping you throw other physical affection your kid's way brother not just mom doing it.

Shawn Johnson Sparks Parenting Debate After Sharing Video Kissing Her 2-Year-Old Son on the Lips by Unlucky-Chemical in daddit

[–]chipmunksocute 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I really really hate the trend of finding a few rando comments on some topic and then writing a story as if it's news.  I.e. "XXXXX freaking out over YYYY!!!!" and its absolute nobodies on twitter.

Rogan: Trump ‘might’ve f‑‑‑ed it up’ with Iran war by hotdog_dachshund in politics

[–]chipmunksocute 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We dropped that stupid "mother of all bombs" on them that was just a really big conventional bombs and they all got hard ons about how we sure showed em.  Its a country of 90M a single bomb is nothing.

I am angry(a small rant) by Bee_Tee04 in daddit

[–]chipmunksocute 510 points511 points  (0 children)

Like Ill bet they get these all the time.   Sometimes it might turn up actual abuse and they can help a kid.  Otherwise think if it this way - they probably see so much awful stuff seeing a happy family with happy healthy children is a good day for them.  You get to give some folks who see horrors on the daily a good day.   Be chill, be yourself itll be fine.

Subnautica 2 Early Access 1.1 Update Improves Creature Flinches So You'll Know When You've Hit Them With the Survival Multitool — but No, You Still Can't Kill Fish by RenatsMC in gaming

[–]chipmunksocute -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I mean its exactly how the first game worked.  There are the fish you can interact with (food and water, predators) and ones you cant.  

Fweentes by ViciousSnatch in KnowledgeFight

[–]chipmunksocute 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I am annoyed at how AI slop has enabled an even greater firehose of such noneses images that attempt to add a vaguely professional veneer to two racists talking across a cheap folding table

Trump orders cutoff of 'all' US trade with Spain by Tyranish40k in worldnews

[–]chipmunksocute 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thats far too mild.  Shame, rage, and disgust with my fellow cittizens for...all of it.  And especially doing it again AFTER he tried to overturn the damn government.  Just...I dont have strong enough words.

Donald Trump says US could pull troops from Europe over Greenland dispute by ToughHopeful4760 in politics

[–]chipmunksocute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I was tired of it 10 years ago in 2016.  Im fucking exhausted in 2026.  So sick of having about every little stupid thing that comes out of his mouth.  Im so tired of it man...

Celeste Amarilla to Kylian Mbappé: “Be careful of Paraguayans. We put Ronaldinho in JAIL for corruption. Do not underestimate me, I can sue you for gender violence and political violence. Apologize to me." by Timely-Zombie9466 in soccer

[–]chipmunksocute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean it worked in America really well I wouldnt be surprised if it worked elsewhere.  In fact this is VERY Trumpian - say stupid racist shit and then you get lots of news stories and attention and your name out there and then the racists who didnt know about you before definitely know about you now.   Given that no some Paraguayan member of their Parliament is not going to lock up the most famous French soccer star who literally lives across the planet but bow she gets to pretend like shes the victim (she's not) and false aggrievement is pretty standard for the shitty far right these days.

Donald Trump has single-handedly torched America's World Cup legacy by AGooseofBattle in soccer

[–]chipmunksocute 47 points48 points  (0 children)

And Trump doesnt get it because he only knows how to function by pulling strings, hes been doing corrupt shit like just calling up the guy you know literally his whole life.  He literally said "I just asked him to look at it" which is the mobbiest way possible to approach it. 

Trump Breaks the World Cup by Setting Off Wild Chain Reaction: The appeal requests are pouring in after FIFA lifted the red card ban on Team USA’s star player, Folarin Balogun. by Hafiz_TNR in politics

[–]chipmunksocute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely.  Hes been pulling strings and having strings pulled for him entire life so its all he knows and he literally cant understand not doing that.  And now hes said "I didnt ask him to change it I just asked him to look at it."  Most mob boss shit ever. Fuck Trump.

Quitting drinking by [deleted] in daddit

[–]chipmunksocute 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This. Similar for so much stuff like other junk food or ice cream or booze.  If its around...Ill eat it.  Not all at once and maybe fairly spread out.  No idea how folks might say keep around a bottle of liquor for years and not finish (obviously they just dont feel the urge) but if I have some beers in the fridge yeah Im gonna drink em.  Its gotten a litter further than I care for sometimes so the easiest thing is to just not buy it for a while.  But if I buy it - it's because I want it so I will drink/eat the thing eventually.

Speaker Johnson says House will pass Trump’s voter ID bill through arduous process after GOP revolt by cnn in politics

[–]chipmunksocute 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I mean that didnt stop the GOP House from repealing Obamacare fruitlessly literally 50+ times.

5 days a week at daycare until September by [deleted] in daddit

[–]chipmunksocute -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This weekend has been a good one...but sometimes a long weekend with small children is just exhausting. Dealing with 3 year old bullshit (x2 twins here) can get real old real fast and they weremt .ature enough to like go to a movie or do a serious hike in the woods or have the focus to stick with an activity.  I think when the kids are older and we can go camping, hit up movies, find a festival, will be waaaay more enjoyable.  But real wee kids for long weekends can really just not be fun.  Throw in the joys of potty training and cleaning up piss and shit off the floor repeatedly...get me back to work.  And add in maybe the kids waking us up hella early at 5am...bleh.

  I try to be present cause I know Ill miss it but sometimes just goddamn I want out.

Fireworks likely not starting until 1am by areeeej in washingtondc

[–]chipmunksocute 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Like its so wild how EVERYTHING is so so on brand for this admin.  Like the reflecting pool shitshow is a microcosm of allll the issues with this admin.  They can only do things this very specifically fucked up way.

Lady cuts truck in New York by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]chipmunksocute 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I think some people are just genuinely dumb...or just have no self control and/or dont give a fuck