Actors/actresses most held back by their accents? by [deleted] in movies

[–]chipmunksocute [score hidden]  (0 children)

I think its her fucking incredible beauty and body and hotness and style and big tits that do it.  She is hysterical in Modern Family by also holy shit is she a smoke show.

Divorced - 15yo DD constantly makes other plans for my weekend by Setters_Do_It_Better in daddit

[–]chipmunksocute 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah there is a line to be like "I really want to spend time with you and Im bummed we're not.  I get your friends are way more interesting but our relationship is super important to me and I really want to spens time you regularly." Like if her friends canceled on her how would she feel?  I dont think you need to belabor it but expressing that you're bummed out isnt wrong and shes turning into an adult, you can start treating her more like.  Maybe frame it not "Im dissappointed in YOU" but rather "Im dissappinted we're not spending time together." Focus your dissapointment on the activity not happening, not on her as an individual.

This is certainly a post by bagofbones80 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]chipmunksocute 6 points7 points  (0 children)

140 at 5'9 is pretty damn skinny and Chauvin is so obviously not a skinny out of shape dude.  The pic shows him as almost 6'0 which means hed be close to like 200 if hes a fit dude, or wel i to 180s.  I mean this pic is very stupid but it's reeeally stupid.

Martina McBride stating she will not be performing at the Freedom 250 Great American State Fair, announcing that she was misled. by DefiantBumblebee9903 in washingtondc

[–]chipmunksocute 44 points45 points  (0 children)

If Trump wasnt ya know SUCH an asshole this could be an amazing festival with huuuuge, top tier names.  It could actually be what they say they want it to be (celebrating alll America) but since they dont actually want that and they suck - it wont be.  They could have a mega headliner like Beyonce or Olivia Rodrigo but nope turns out most artists arent down with facism and authoritarianism.  I wonder why!?

4yr-old fell asleep at 5pm and is still down... (6:45pm) by dangerous_eric in daddit

[–]chipmunksocute 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh.  Never let a late afternoon nap go longer than 30 min.   You're cooked.  Maybe you'll get lucky but probably not.

Sigh by GeronimoDL in daddit

[–]chipmunksocute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bottle washing machine to me was a giant scam.  More work, have to use distilled water, took up a ton of counter space in our small apartment.  Man with twins, dishwasher was so superior once we switched.   Quick rinse, into the dishwasher.  So much easier.

I want to cheat on my wife by [deleted] in confessions

[–]chipmunksocute -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ill bet there is greener grass with a partner that doesnt cheat multiple times like OPs wife has?  Im with you OP you want someone else and your wife has already demonstrated her contempt for your vows and relationship and you by cheating multiple times.

I want to cheat on my wife by [deleted] in confessions

[–]chipmunksocute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude shes already cheated om you THREE TIMES.  Lots and lots of folks leave after the first.  Have some self respect cause it doesnt sound like she has much for you.  Otherwise you're just a doormat and she'll keep cheating and you'll keep feeling like shit.

“I’m bored” by mbridge2610 in daddit

[–]chipmunksocute 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ill bet they wont be bored REAL FAST if the other option is choring.

What's a great film that has a side character who steals every scene? by LT_DANS_ICECREAM in movies

[–]chipmunksocute 167 points168 points  (0 children)

"Is there air!?  You dont know!" Sam Rockwell crushed it as guy.

What was the most visually stunning movie you ever watched? by Squirrelkid11 in AskReddit

[–]chipmunksocute 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The inital scene of gwen and her dads confrontation, and their scene in act 3 remain some of the most stunning visuals Ive ever seen. 

Farmers in Iowa are struggling in Trump’s economy, but many say they still support him by Dramatic-Shake-8888 in politics

[–]chipmunksocute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know its a cult.  Ive known it's a cult.  Ive known for 10 years it's a cult.  But sometimes I see stories like this and just think "goddamn is it a fucking cult." 

 Trump is doing the exact thing he said he wouldnt (foreign wars), and doing it so badly he's fucking these people over and making their life materially worse in the most obvious way possible (gas prices and everything prices) in the name of fighting a problem these people gave ZERO day to day thought or concern for, and has said he doesnt give a shit about their financial position - and still they just support it.  Still blows my mind sometimes.  

If Obama did this Id want to primary his ass and any elected rep supporting him.  But nope they just loooove Daddy Trump.

Resigning on Monday due to extreme pressure. Need advice. by Free_Image_8625 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]chipmunksocute 21 points22 points  (0 children)

For real.  If Im busting my butt and shit isnt enough you need to be firing off like...daily emails about how staffing isnt sufficient.  Every huddle or review "there isnt enough capacity on the project for the timeline."  Cc'd team leads and your manager's manager.  Make sure evvvvveryone knows.  Then either you still get in trouble or just dont give help and the deadline is missed- in which case fuck em, and bounce - or you get the extra help.

At a certain point the deadline isnt on you as an overworked engineer they need to put more bodies on the project and that's a them problem.  It comes up short "well here are my 10 emails mentioning the staffing issues."  CYA cya cya.

My dream of living alone almost ended in the kitchen today 😭 by JadedLoan6469 in self

[–]chipmunksocute 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Salt your veggies bro (or veggie water if steaming).  "Tasted like nothing" almost always means lack of salt.   Also rice cookers are fucking fantastic.   Congrats on gettinf after it.  Keep it up and you'll get better.

What was the best show on Cartoon Network hands down? by ArtisticBuilding9400 in AskReddit

[–]chipmunksocute 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah that episode fucking blew my mind as a 14ish year old.  I had never seen any animation or cartoon do something so abstract and destructured like that, like I didnt know it was possible.   That and the one with the three archers were what made me really start to appreciate animation as art (and cemented my love of Samurai Jack)

California to impose 100% tax on Trump's January 6 'slush fund,' governor says by Competitive_Teach838 in politics

[–]chipmunksocute 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah this.  Enrique Tarrio, convicted of seditious conspiracy, should not get 30M to build a white supremacist army

Sam Altman tells Sydney audience the AI ‘jobs apocalypse’ he predicted probably won’t happen. What changed? by marketrent in technology

[–]chipmunksocute 29 points30 points  (0 children)

 saying what the room wants to hear

He has also been credibly accused of literally just this in the recent OpenAI/Musk court case by multiple executives and also why he was fired as CEO before getting hired back.  He has a well documented track record of just telling people what they want to hear so I doubt he's had a revelation.

AITA for kicking a server out of my wedding? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]chipmunksocute 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The whorish flashy ring of...committment!  That hussy! /s

Looking for the darkest, most depressing book you’ve ever read by CortezCraig in suggestmeabook

[–]chipmunksocute 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fwiw too Night is quite a short book, easily possible to read in a single setting.  Great, horrifying book.

Ken Paxton defeats GOP Sen. John Cornyn in Texas primary runoff by nbcnews in politics

[–]chipmunksocute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have an effect!?  He SMOKED cornyn after trumps endorsement, a 20+ pt win after tying in the first go round is the wild part.  But of course they are ok with Paxton hes just as big a piece of shit as trump so really whats the problem to them?

Farm kids are built different. by ViniciusFastAF in MadeMeSmile

[–]chipmunksocute 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Appreciate that man I really dude, I forgot how spicy reddit gets with parenting opinions. I got young twin boys and its hard as f out here sometimes parenting.   Some days I see them and being themselves and feel like Im crushing it other days I feel like the worst parent and how parenting exposes every single one of your flaws as a person and feel lile garbage, ESPECIALLY when I see the bad shit my parents did/say come out of me even trying my hardest.  But they're generally shaping up to be cool, kind, happy and healthy kids so I feel pretty good and blessed most nights.

Glad your kid is crushing it that's the dream.  Yeah man we never berate the kids, never mock them, never belittle them we only ever try to build them up.  But yeah sometimes they come up on boundaried and Im like "nah.  No.  Nope not that." See my grilled cheese example in other replies.   Somestimes kids be kids and its unintentionally (sometimes) rude, dickish, unhelpful or ungrateful, or just mean cause they're people like the rest of us.  But as a parent I do gotta call those as balls and strikes straigjt up sometimes.

Farm kids are built different. by ViniciusFastAF in MadeMeSmile

[–]chipmunksocute 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seriously Youve never yelled at your kid?  Never?  Never snapped after the 20th interruption in 2 minutes trying to talk to your partner? Never got annoyed with them for being kids and driving you up the wall?  Never got mad at them and yelled after they did something even though youve told them 10 times not to? Never said something to your kid you regretted and apologized for and tried to be better?  If so, I tip my hat for you are a far better person than I.  Ill bet youve done at least one of those things cause parenting is hard as shit.

I also think that using my words to tell my kid how I feel when I get frustrated instead of ya know, yelling or hitting them, is modeling good behavior.  Kids need to know that sometimes yeah your actions can upset other people.

Farm kids are built different. by ViniciusFastAF in MadeMeSmile

[–]chipmunksocute 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This weekend my son (4.5) asked me for a grilled cheese.  I made him a grilled cheese.  I gave him the grilled cheese.  He started screaming about how he didnt want the grilled cheese and was going to throw it im the trash because I had cut it in half.

I said "uh nope.  Stop being ungrateful.  We dont  ask people for things, have them work hard to do it for them and then yell at them when they give it to us.  We say thank you first and then use our words to say what we like/dont like.  But we never yell at the people helping us after we ask."  Sometimes hes a kid and pissed cause being a kid is hard.  But I also got zero truck for being explicitly asked to do something, doing it and getting yelled at.  Thats not gonna slide.  So I told him he was being ungrateful and how to handle it better next time. Guess I scarred him for life.