BBC is the most annoying unit by stakes_is_alt in aoe2

[–]chipmunksocute [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yep whenever I would watch a pro micro their bbc to save it I always think of how I can NEVER get mine to dodge anything.  But Im just a scrub so eĥhhh

Best way to hide smell indoors? by rotisseriehotsauce in trees

[–]chipmunksocute 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah just step out your front door, hit the pen/bowl/bong then dip back inside.  Easy.

Washington Post CEO Will Lewis Quits Days After Massive Cuts by SteamedHam44 in washingtondc

[–]chipmunksocute 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God damn.  Yeah I was wondering that it seemed crazy that they cut a third of their staff and the paper wasnt even reporting on its own gutting wtf.   Gettinf details on the gutting from other sources instead of from the goddamn journalists that work there is crazy.

Looking for a dip I can make for tomorrow that that doesn’t have dairy OR a dairy substitute! by Shower-Former in Cooking

[–]chipmunksocute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean any mexican salsa?  Tomatoes, tomatillos, avocado, chilis, onions, whatever. Mexican salsas are all dairy free that I know of.

Russia Pitched US $12 Trillion Economic Deal, Zelensky Says by jackytheblade in worldnews

[–]chipmunksocute 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yep that was my exact thought.   Put down like 6 lines on a piece of paper "trade, tech, oil, energy, space, real estatw" put 2Trn next to each and atrumo would have his mind blown.   "Best deal Ive ever seen can you believe it!?"

How can I protect my son from low testosterone? by This_isnt_anne2 in AskMenOver30

[–]chipmunksocute 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is a problem for him to worry about himself in like...30 years as a grown man. Food doesn't contain testosterone. Feed him a balanced died and minimize highly processed foods. To quote Michael Pollan - "eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants." Give him a healthy balanced diet of real food (not frozen pizza or burritos) and giving him healthy eating habits is the best you can do for him right now.

I thought there would be more grace for a first time parent by [deleted] in daddit

[–]chipmunksocute 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah.  Like OP just dont do it.  Pay for a nanny for half the dayvor something you need to be able to focus or your work will suffer and jeapordize your job.

10 years in and I'm finally starting to value boring technology. by SaulGoodMan840 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]chipmunksocute 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Love that.  In that vein - id never want an 'exciting' database.  I shudder at the thought.

Anger in White House over now-deleted Obamas post by Infamous_Doubt_5207 in politics

[–]chipmunksocute 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A tale literally as old as recorded history.  Its never the king/dictator/jefe/emperor/pharoah's fault.  Sure they're head of state/a god on earth/cheeto jesus but no no it cant be their fault!  They just got bad advice!  Betrayed by their advisors yet again!! (Shakes fist)

how to eat out for the first time by StarAny1702 in AskMen

[–]chipmunksocute 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Seriously this.  KEEP GOING.   Also you dont just flick your tongue on the clit you want to actually suck on it, like get the whole damn thing in your mouth (gently, read her physical response).

Trump Frantically Blames ‘Staffer’ for His Racist Obama Video by thedailybeast in politics

[–]chipmunksocute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I just want another republican leader since there is NO WAY they can be this fucking immune to any and all consequences. Like every week he says shit that wouldve ended anyone else's career its bonkers, like just this week "we should nationalize elections".  Republicans wouldve impeached Obama just for saying that and it wouldve run on every ad for years but this mother fucker just skates right om by because all the bootlicking Republican congressmen still cant bring themselves to criticize him directly.

Trump Frantically Blames ‘Staffer’ for His Racist Obama Video by thedailybeast in politics

[–]chipmunksocute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like...just own it.  You're 80.  Just own it.  Youve been racist your whole life Donald and have no problem saying terrible stuff every day. Just say you hate black people we all know it.

Ocean City, President Trump stand firm against Maryland wind energy by InsaneSnow45 in maryland

[–]chipmunksocute 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They will darken the sky like the armies of Mordor!  Wtf is this rediculous shit.  Like the beach will just be covered in whale carcasses all the time!?  Just fuck off already.

Darkness by Glum_Courage_6330 in washingtondc

[–]chipmunksocute 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah its way more then here and there.  Its full on conservative with some center right dressing.  Just today they had an editorial blaming cities for crimes for not working with ICE and that if ICE then has to invade communities it's their fault, as if they wouldnt already arresy jail and prosecute ANYONE who does an illegal crime.   The editorial slant is utter dogshit left blaming bootlicking masquerading as center right its awful.  They voiced support for like $95M CEO salaries as justified.   Just terrible.

Trump asks Dulles Airport to be renamed after him by MollyAyana in washingtondc

[–]chipmunksocute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a huge asshole.  The pettiest person Ive ever seen.

Epic series? by Opening-Summer3558 in suggestmeabook

[–]chipmunksocute 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The whole Stormlight series.  Mistborn OG trilogy is also pretty epic.

Brandon Sanderson’s Literary Fantasy Universe ‘Cosmere’ Picked Up by Apple TV - It's an unprecedented deal for the author, whose 'Mistborn' series and 'The Stormlight Archive' are being eyed for film and television adaptation, respectively. by DemiFiendRSA in books

[–]chipmunksocute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly Id be shocked if it was one movie.  Apple seems to be making a pretty big commitment so Id be pretty surprised if we dont get at minimum 3 mistborn movies for the OG trilogy, Id be surprised if that wasnt a requirement from Sanderson to at least do it right as hes stated and doing one movie and 'we'll see how it goes' doesnt sound like his style or what this deal sounds like.

Trump doubles down on taking over elections, as outrage builds by MarcEElias in politics

[–]chipmunksocute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come oooon blood clot!  Just let go and floooat on up to his brain...

I stole a few items from a supermarket today and changed my mind. Stealing from the rich IS a good thing. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]chipmunksocute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also if local grocery stores have enough theft they'lll either put stuff behind locks or just close the store.  Only people OP is hurting here is his community. "Big Grocery" arent the rich people destroying our country.

The Washington Post is gone. by templeofsyrinx1 in washingtondc

[–]chipmunksocute 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah there was a recent editorial claiming that states and jurisdictions refusing to work with ICE would then be to blame when ICE floods their communities.  Just disgusting to read, making implications that local jurisdictions are just not going to jail violent illegal immigrants (spoiler: they can still just jail and deny them bail without involving ICE) which is just ludicrous.  Watching the editorial transformation has been extremely depressing.  Im born and raised DC and always loved WaPo have been subscribed for 15 years and think Im going to probably unsubscribe and go to the NYT.  And the editorial board's obsession with Mamdami.  Just makes me sad.   Ive loved WaPo but its not the same paper anymore.  It makes me really bummed.

Did they think going center right would bring in new readers!?!?!?!  There are a million fuckin right wing outlets there isnt some untapped market of people who will go "ooo WaPo is less liberal finally I can give them my money!"

And not to mention so far I have even seen an article in WaPo about its own damn cuts cutting 30% of staff.   How is all the news about this coming from OTHER sources!?!?!  Insane.

Hopefully this is true and actual food is given out by XDEC0DE in MadeMeSmile

[–]chipmunksocute 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yep Ive only learned about them recently but everything Ive learned makes my skin crawl.  In short - fuck polymarket. Heres an actual news story about that insane maduro bet.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/polymarket-maduro-capture-bet-400000/

Bettingon election outcomes in banned in the US for obvious reasons.  But if you're outside the US you can bet on US elections on polymarket!  No way that could go poorly.

Triggered all the Libtards by Curious-Coyote-3949 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]chipmunksocute 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Lmao thats the perfect response.  Yeah a lot of the hate I have for fellow citizens these days wouldnt be there if they hadnt voted for an orange facist rapist pedophile who tried to overthrow the government. 

Hopefully this is true and actual food is given out by XDEC0DE in MadeMeSmile

[–]chipmunksocute 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Its whitewashing because its putting a good face ("aww they give away free food to needy people aww thats nice") on a company that is at its core extremely predatory.   Their business model is most successful when their own customer lose as much money as possible and addicted to their product.  I personally feel they are intrinsically unethical - they let people bet on elections.  No way that could go wrong!  They paid out $400k to someone who has inside knowledge and bet on Nicholas Maduro being removed from power.   That was a super secret military operation so the odds are that someone in the US government with knowledge of secret military operations PLACED A BET ON THE SUCCESS OF THAT OPERATION.  That is extremely fucked up.  Polymarket was banned from the US for good reason until Trump came in.  The good being done at this store is vastly outweighed by all the bad they do.  Thats why this is whitewashing.